You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.
Joined February 2013
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13 Dec 2025
Really wish Jamie Tolley would say Hoole's name properly, he's not a fucking protein shake š #salop
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2 Dec 2025
What happened to Reading being a rock festival? š
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1 Sep 2025
Begging town to actually sign someone, anyone, before the transfer window closes
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21 Aug 2025
Iām doing this right, right?
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28 Feb 2025
petty (complimentary)
28 Feb 2025
After Vance accused Zelensky of not saying thank you, Zelensky is now tweeting individual thanks to every single world leader expressing solidarity with Ukraine.
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22 Jan 2025
you want me to attend a work meeting? the thing that killed Julius Caesar?
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18 Jan 2025
What in the unprofessionalism
18 Jan 2025
Severe contention for head-loss of the year goes to James McLean hahahahaha
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16 Jan 2025
NOW THAT IS PROPER CINEMA šæ
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7 Jan 2025
Vive la France š«š·
6 Jan 2025
BREAKING: France could freeze the financial assets of Elon Musk and Jail him for foreign Election interference
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14 Dec 2024
Interviewing Leahy is such a bizarre and terrible decision off the back of that game @BBCShropSport š¤”
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28 Oct 2024
The best part of wfh is when I have to transfer really big files and can't run anything else on my computer, so I get to lie down on the floor while I wait
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22 Oct 2024
Absolutely abysmal commentary on this game. Sky plus is absolute wank āļø
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15 Oct 2024
Forget the Hollywood handshake, Prue saying something is a triumph is the real goal #GBBO
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14 Sep 2024
Benno taking absolutely no nonsense from the people phoning into radio Shropshire is why he's top tier
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21 Aug 2024
I know I wasn't made for the screen bc after a whole day of video calls at work, I have to dissociate on the floor for at least 10 mins to let go of the stress
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10 Aug 2024
There will never be another like him š
10 Aug 2024
Eliud Kipchoge at 31k, dropping out after waiting for last-place Ser-Od Bat-Ochir
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