Lead-guitar/vocalist for Rope on Fire. Goddamned Atheist. Left of liberal. Anonymous interjections/Stans/doomscrollers = blocked. Morphine cover album in 2026.
Joined October 2015
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4 Jun 2023
Gonna share some of my music in a thread since I've nothing to do with all this pre-game nervous energy. This one is the most recent, released last summer. An instrumental:
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Anybody pay for Marc Stein and want to tell me what he said about AG?
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Jun 14
Only Spurs rotation player to shoot 40% from three in the playoffs, was Carter Bryant of all people, on a miniscule sample size.
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Jun 14
Everyone is drunkenly pretending to care about soccer rather than tweeting about basketball :/
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Jun 13
'Member when AG fouled Jimmy Butler's foot with his dick (even after review) for Marc Davis reasons?
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Jun 12
I'm bored. Which bar are you guys all pretending to care about soccer at?
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Jun 11
Would love to see @chrisadempsey join the fellas at @DNVR_Nuggets if a larger opportunity doesn't immediately present itself. Make it happen guys!
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Jun 11
This. THIS is why I find it impossible to root for this performative corn-ball. Glad he got instant Karma in the form of the worst second half I've ever witnessed from an mVp cAnDiDaTe.
Jun 11
wemby smiling ear to ear while telling mitchell robinson "i'm in your head" is impeccable trash talk
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Jun 11
Bumpin' this little ditty from one hour ago.
Jun 11
Spurs snatch defeat from the jaws of victory tonight, as ordained by the Blackburn curse.
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Jun 11
The solvent of course to this being your superpower is to never EVER trust your always confidently incorrect instincts, but alas, this is where we are :P
Only funnin, Ryan.
Jun 11
Wemby’s been well protected in this game for sure, but the Knicks aren’t exactly covering themselves in glory here.
On to Game 5.
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Jun 11
Wemby still shoots like a non-shooter; Wemby still doesn't realize, or more likely care, that he's a non-shooter. Wemby still shoots.
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Jun 11
Hot take: If you make every single shot, your odds of winning increase.
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Jun 11
Spurs secret weapon for about the 20th time these playoffs:
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While he was putting up his greatest and perhaps THE best offensive season in history prior to injury, never fully recovered & STILL put up historic numbers. Ya, that's firmly mid-prime, as we'll see again following an offseason of health. Context matters as do precedent shifts.
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Scheduling conflicts and obligations = Racistly napping elsewhere.
Jun 9
President Donald Trump is not expected to attend Game 4 of Knicks-Spurs in the NBA Finals on Wednesday night at Madison Square Garden due to scheduling conflicts and obligations, sources tell ESPN. Trump, a lifelong Knicks fan, watched the majority of Game 3 from a suite.
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The day each "off" season in which nobody in Nuggets media is tweeting, nor podcasting because they are combing through @TheStatSquatch's annual Nuggets manifesto for content.
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By far the most remedial element to the Wemby bItW discourse is the rampant mistaking of spectacle & audacity for achievement. Granted, you have a better mindset than Bol Bol, but that doesn't make you Nikola Jokić.
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Wemby hero-ball 0, Knicks 2.
Why on Earth is he getting all the poorly designed clutch shots in both games when you have Fox/Harper who can actually shoot straight in clutch situations?
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Wemby hero-ball 0, Knicks 2.
Why on Earth is he getting all the poorly designed clutch shots in both games when you have Fox/Harper who can actually shoot straight in clutch situations?
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By far the most remedial element to the Wemby bItW discourse is the rampant mistaking of spectacle & audacity for achievement. Granted, you have a better mindset than Bol Bol, but that doesn't make you Nikola Jokić.
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