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sry for the silence guys im doing super shitty lol
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Inevitable, irresistible, irreversible... You know you're stuck like this for the rest of your life, right? Stuck as a spoiled virgin fapfreak with porn-induced goontism? ;3 Don't even worry about it, loser, just keep maxing out your pleasure centers til you can only cum to slop~
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Wish I could go back and show my younger self what porn looks like in the 2020s >w<
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When you finally decide to quit your shitty job and pay for things by getting naked for perverted losers online so your pretty pornslut body doesn't go to waste and you can just stay home beating off all day:
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It's not a choice, faggot, it's an absolute NECESSITY!! Your body NEEDS more fappies, more big healthy loads, more mind-melting boygasms~ Your PENIS knows it! That's why it won't stop getting all stiff and throbby even when you don't want it to! You need to OBEY YOUR PUBERTY!! βοΈ
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You're doing exactly what we want you to do, dumbass π And now you're in it FOREVER, you porn-addicted batorboy~
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Lame, shrimp-dicked, unhorny nerds the minute the βοΈHORMONESβοΈ start hitting their system:
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Tfw puberty runs EXTRA FUCKING HARD in ur family so now ur big bro is a massive mountain of musky man meat who barely clears the ceiling and can't fit into clothes and bates his gigantic fuckrod wherever he goes like the hyperhormonal permabonered fapteen he is π₯΄βοΈπ
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Fuzzier brain, lower inhibitions, heightened senses... of COURSE you'd get all gooned from smoking, dummy! ;3 You're SO fucking predictable, you stoned little penis-plapping pornperv~ πππ
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Legoshi can convince ANYONE to pump to his sexy bare body~
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And you wonder why nobody takes you hiking ;3 π§¦π§¦π§¦
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There's a reason your pornstick always got all throbby to game characters, loser π That's right! They were DESIGNED FOR THAT!! Rule34 is nothing but free advertising and the studios making the games know it all too well π Keep giving them money for making such sexy goonbait! π₯°
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Since I've been so lazy today (sry TwT) you guys should like totally drop some caption ideas you wanna see me make!!! I'll try to make as many as I can tomorrow owo
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Your body NEEDS you to jerk your goonstick!! π Don't you know what happens to hung aspie porntarded pubertyboys when they ignore their big needy bonermeat, silly??? π«£ They wind up making STICKIES on themselves at random!! Cause of all the BALLSLOP they'd been holding back!!! π³
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For pride month maybe I should come out 2 every1 I know as a toonsexual and make sure every1 who knows me knows the only sexual attraction I have is to cringe 2D goonbait characters ππ
and like make a flag about how much i fap to toonslop and how i don't like IRL sex/porn ππ
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Imagine you're several months into quitting porn and trying to eat organic and you see this on a billboard in the middle of town π³π³π³ Like I so desperately want for corporations to stop giving a fuck and appeal to human desire as HARD AS POSSIBLE IN THE OPEN ππ€€π₯΅
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Happy pride, virgins ;3
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Erm acshually βπ€ modern dishpenshary weed hash abt 10x the THC pershentage
than normal cannabish and thatsh how they get away with shaying itsh not addictive an-
You're telling me they made it better. It's literally perfect now. PLS make me dependent and hazy and COMPLIANT π₯΄
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u should need a ridiculous amount of stimmy chemicals in ur smooth lil goonbrain of urs just to FUNCTION X3
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it makes ur desperate loser batorboy boner feel SO happy as ur mind goes all silly and ur heart gets all excited >w<
PLS GET STOOPID FOR PENIS π€€
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Good corposlaves make stupid-ass decisions like shoving your needy porntarded PENIS into a thick, greasy burger!!! ππππππ It's not enough that you're putting god-knows-what into your system every day by EATING them, you're in so deep now that you wanna FUCK them, too~ π₯΅π
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