Today I’m GONNA NUT Giving Out Net Neutrality Advice to: Notify Uninformed Twitterers

*walks onstage and taps microphone* alright guys, just a warning, these jokes tonight are outta pocket... No, no, I mean they literally fell out of my pants pocket. I’ve got nothing for you. I’m sorry. Byeeeeeee

My thread on why no girl who hasn’t fully completed puberty should ever be recommended to carry to term (as opposed to seeking a statistically safer route- abortion, which preserves lives of yet-to-be-conceived planned children just as much as it erases unplanned timelines):

All examples in detail:

The Apocolypse of Peter, The Didache, Letter of Barnabas, & the writings of Athenagoras are all frequently referenced by The Catholic Church to promote pro-life ideology. None of these writings are considered canonical to the Holy Bible, they are semi-ancient opinion pieces.

None of the trusted 12 apostles, nor Jesus, can be connected to pro-life ideology. It's a man-made political preference, which can be abandoned as unnecessary just as genitalia mutilation is abandoned. A vast expanse of serious practicing Christians self-label as pro-choice.

Here’s a couple very stanky riffs in the time signature of 11/8, check out the YouTube link in my bio for more!

“Virtue signaling? You mean grandstanding? Signaling virtue? Standing grand? Do you cry in your hands from virtuous plans? How meager. With a piano called grand, strike up the band. Here on command. You walked yourself eager- now, off to other lands, on an endless span.” -Me

Barz

This was so good I should’ve opened a restaurant

Literally the day the after I posted this, man. RIP Toriyama 🐉

📢Listen to this song. Then share it. Spread it widely. We vehemently condemn the sentencing of musician Shervin Hajipour to 3.8 years in prison in Iran for his courageous expression of artistic freedom. The anthem he created for the "Woman Life Freedom,” entitled “Baraye” (For the Sake of), stands as a testament to the resilience and determination of those advocating for women's rights and freedoms. This blatant violation of Shervin's rights to free speech and expression is a grave injustice and a clear affront to human rights principles. His imprisonment serves as a chilling reminder of the ongoing repression faced by artists, activists, and dissenting voices in Iran. We call upon the Iranian authorities to immediately vacate the sentence, cease the persecution of Shervin Hajipour, and uphold their international obligations to protect freedom of speech and expression. The persecution of individuals like Shervin must end, and those responsible for such violations must be held accountable. In solidarity with Shervin Hajipour and all those unjustly detained for their peaceful activism, we urge people around the world to share Shervin’s song and amplify his message of hope and resilience. Together, let us stand against repression and advocate for a world where artistic expression is celebrated, not muzzled. #Iran #WomanLifeFreedom #ShervinHajipour #شروین_حاجی‌پور

The Life of Pablo Father Stretch My Ass Pt. II

I’m all about that green I’m all about that green I’m all about that green like Grinch pubes Yall know what I mean Like a rich dude

I wrote a short poem about the Grammys: “Taste makers”, missing marks. Tasteless makers, shaping art. Wasteful fakers, on a lark. A graceful painter may disembark.

My 2nd ever Korean cover is now up 🇰🇷 not my native language, but I loved this TWICE song so much, I just had to learn the words. I took a lot of time to write the piano arrangement too. Hope it sounds “real” haha!✌️ #heartshaker #twice #onces youtu.be/cQs7p1b67g0?si=ULe-…

Civilian-owned weaponized drones are illegal, while the handheld firearm selection is far, far, far less legally limited in America. This clear imbalance helps highlight a logical inconsistency that America largely ignores, then fails to grapple with—