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Jan 9
Remember that accident where a guy lost the whole left side of his body?
He's all right now
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18 Nov 2024
"Hey, there's a *new* Mexico!"
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7 Nov 2024
A Portland mall in the middle of the day. Once thriving but now a shadow of its former self.
7 Nov 2024
While depressingly devoid of human life or commerce, Portland’s Lloyd center mall would make a great place to power walk or skateboard
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11 Oct 2024
Scientists discovered new Nazca lines and discovered they were huge Aqua Teen fans
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2 Oct 2024
Pentiment has been a great game, my only gripe: when you discover who was responsible embezzling the Abby's money (which has caused starvation and death of friendly Act I characters), he tells you "I've been ackshuelly stealing to give to needy people" as if I'm supposed to care.
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2 Oct 2024
And, when the confession is over, and the culprit offers to share the stolen money with you, your journal updates with "hrm, he *did* have a moral reason to steal"
NO HE DIDN'T
THE PEASANTS ARE SUFFERING
THE WHOLE PLOT'S CONFLICT IS THIS MOTHERFUCKER'S FAULT
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2 Oct 2024
So disappointed to see Walz evoke "Yelling fire in a crowded theater".l in the debate.
The origin of phrase is dumb, and isn't a good argument to censor 'harmful speech'.
Christopher Hitchens said it best: youtu.be/JUEQTbZhsUM?si=3dyb…
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13 Sep 2024
When a British or Australian person does an American accent as a joke, but it's actually really good, I get a little creeped out like they're a skin-walker.
That's why Scottish people are so trustworthy, they can't drop that accent at all. It's like a speech impediment.
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1 Sep 2024
I made a Smiling Friends version of that MF Doom song meme
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Problemagic retweeted
31 Aug 2024
this is how it feels to follow your reply guys back
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6 Aug 2024
>"Anon, do you know where the canope is?"
>me, visibly confused
>"Why would you want a can of *that*?"
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28 Jul 2024
GIWTWM
27 Jul 2024
it's kind of insane that i had to spend 10 years building myself up to have the safety to say the truth. so cathartic
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21 Jul 2024
Octopuses are hands down the most alien marine critter. They can manipulate tools, and seem to have some concept of self for the purpose of disguising.
Here, it just camouflaged as sand, inked, then camouflaged as the ink cloud itself. Not bad for a member of the mollusk family
20 Jul 2024
Octopus utilizes all its skills to escape from Triggerfish
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13 Jul 2024
Are we going to tell when a picture of Trump was taken before or after today based on how many ears he has?
A whole new eara
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