ALT Pardon an old blind man's intrusion, Pirate Empress. Headquarters was in quite a panic, believing a formidable fleet was hoarding the missing Boin Archipelago cargo. I came to bring them to justice, but listening to the bedrock groan and splinter beneath you, it seems nature's gravity has already done the job for me. Release me this instant, you insolent wretch! How dare you attempt to humiliate the Pirate Empress! I'll gouge out your remaining eyes and feed them to the Sea Kings!