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Professor Mayhem @prof_mayhem

Some Men Just Want to Watch The World Burn

Joined October 2016
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Me going out to the club as a married man:
Matt Calvert is why I love hockey
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Mark@mcdougal77
19 Nov 2016
Matt Calvert took 30 stitches to the face, comes back to score the game winner. Used the word "I" zero times in post game interview. Hockey
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So how will this billionaire's wife know what to wear?! #slownewsday
I desperately want to have this type of connection
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NHL
@NHL
10 Nov 2016
Fool 'em with the spin, score it for the win. x.com/NHL/status/79655052496…
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There has been a horrible accident where an entire swim team has drowned doing the #Mannequuinchallenge
Loitering is renamed to "jus chillin" #NewWeedLaws
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It's not groping if you can't feel your hands #NewWeedLaws
Bogarting is now a misdemeanor #NewWeedLaws
Scott Pilgrim vs. writing on the board in class with a stiffy #MakeATVShowOrMovieImmature
Doctor Strange New Smells #MakeATVShowOrMovieImmature
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The girl on the train, that totally wants my D #MakeATVShowOrMovieImmature
Jack Reacher: round #MakeATVShowOrMovieImmature
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CBJProspects@CBJProspects
5 Nov 2016
Who scores more? The Browns this weekend or the Blue Jackets tonight #CBJ #ihadto
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Get shit done #3WordMotivationalSpeech
It is #OnlyAcceptableToday to do this to your poor pets
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It is #OnlyAcceptableToday to pack a work lunch that consists of candy stolen from my children.
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Mike⚡️🥩
@MikeAmmo
30 Oct 2016
Josh McCown's first drive against the Jets went a lot better than his last first drive against the Jets. #DawgPound
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