Godfather of the burnerverse.

Joined September 2021
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KAT is so flamboyantly gay
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Professor Burn retweeted
Michael Floyd That guy rocked.
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I will be watching soccer tonight @DrGolfguy @MrValley4 don’t f this up!
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If you’re from the state of Texas, and happen to live in New York. Lock your doors.
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10 things I love: 1. College Football Saturdays 2. Pregame with the fellas 3. Fire, in general 4. Pancakes 5. The national anthem 6. Any grilled meat 7. Friday nights 8. TJ McConnell 9. Being able to correctly solve a long math problem 10. Free chips and salsa from restaurant
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I know I’ve tried and failed (many times) to create a ranking series. But since I have crazy time on my hands at w*rk. I will actually do it. Let me know what I should rank below
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Work is slow. Someone debate me about something
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0 bets 0 hoes why the fuck am I on my phone @shaqnomeal44
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The no socks trend has gone way way way too far
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Flying solo to a bar in the glass city. Will report my findings.
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Bartender is giving me free beers. Not all is lost!
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Professor Burn retweeted
I can’t wait for college football
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4:30 on Friday, doesn’t matter it’s my first week
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Friday
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I work with someone on the BVs Mom. I know you’re on here. UK burners help me find him
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Work sucks because it gives theater kids power
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Asking girls if they have a boyfriend in hopes to hangout with him>> #glasscity
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First place post grad is shaping up nicely
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Last 48 hours of unemployment

ALT Joaquin Phoenix Joker GIF

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