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Skip this reel and you'll REGRET IT.
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STATEMENT FROM THE GREAT MISA CAMPAIGN Dear fanboys, nobody cares about your Netflix subscription. Nobody!!! You "canceled" Netflix? That's… adorable. Really, good for you. But... DON'T LIE. You didn't cancel for your kids or… your family (if you even have one). You did it for Elon. Actually… not even for Elon. You did it for an Elon quote tweet. Anyway… look on the bright side. Now you'll have even MORE TIME to sit on X replying all day like the SUCKERS you are!!!
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Protect your kids. Support the GREAT MISA Campaign.
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This is for the ones who overthink everything
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Support the GREAT MISA Campaign!! Because your favorite "10X GROWTH" guy is STILL living with his MOM...
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prof. Crispi retweeted
22 weeks ago, I was worried that working with 3 new themes every week would stifle my creativity. But, it's done the opposite. It's forced me to actively explore new ideas and craft a wider range of portraits than I could imagine. Now, don't get me wrong, I still love some dark, gloomy, mysterious and edgy portraits...but I've found new subjects and ideas that I can merge back into my preferred aesthetic. Take for the two shots below. I've never really explored any type of action shot before (I'm more of an editorial guy). [prompt - photo of a female american college soccer player wearing a white and red uniform with the number "23" on her jersey, running after the ball in a game against a purple team. the photo is taken from behind the subject, with the woman facing the camera. the image was shot using a sony a7s iii with a 50mm f/8 lens. --ar 13:16 --raw --profile sgxury6 --stylize 750] [ prompt - photograph of college cheerleaders performing at a football game, captured with a nikon d850 dslr and a z lens, in the style of sports photography. the image shows a 3/4 profile view of the cheerleaders wearing red and silver uniforms and holding pom-poms, walking off the field after their performance. the background is a darkened stadium, with a blurry crowd in the foreground. the image is high resolution. --ar 1:1 --raw --profile sgxury6 --stylize 750] But these 2 examples have unlocked some new creative pathways. Now, I'm wondering how I can continue to merge action and editorial.
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Have you ever seen a COACH™ break down why a post works? Me neither.
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QT your classic prompt from the archives
Starting the week off with a classic prompt from the archives. wide angle photo of female deep blue eyes, lush eyebrows, eye contact with camera, wearing a sparkling led white lights dress, hands on her knees, half squat crouching, 1990s, provia Fujifilm, grainy photo, --no neon, portrait --ar 55:81 --raw --profile 279gyzf --stylize 750
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SUPPORT the GREAT MISA Campaign. The liars hate it!!!
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"The next four years will change EVERYTHING." Didn't they tell you that 3 YEARS AGO? 🤔 Now they're saying it AGAIN today. And in 2029... guess what... they'll STILL be saying "The next 4 years will change EVERYTHING." It's NEVER today, or tonight, not even tomorrow morning… or next Thursday. It's ALWAYS "the next 4 years." How stupid do they think you are??? VERY!!!
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The app is FULL of takers… Don't be like them!!
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prof. Crispi retweeted
27 Sep 2025
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FIRST RULE of the Content Thieves: you don't talk about the theft. You PRETEND it's a QT from some little Turkish account. Which it's NOT, by the way. Everybody knows it. THAT small account is usually a burner account. A burner account, cowardly created by the influencer himself, because they don't have the guts to post it on their own feed. (SO SAD!!!) SECOND RULE: you don't get caught! Which sounds easy until you realize the GREAT MISA Campaign is out there, watching them, exposing them, LAUGHING at them every single day. And that's VERY bad news for the thieves. They HATE it… they really, really HATE it!! But here's the thing… exposing them is good, but it's NOT enough. After we expose them, YOU 🫵 have to do the rest. YOU have to unfollow them!! Don't engage (!), don't comment (!!), don't help them (!!!) grab MORE revenue share (these thieves are already stealing so much money every single day from REAL creators). You've got to unfollow. UNFOLLOW! UNFOLLOW! That's how we beat them. Support the GREAT MISA Campaign. Nobody, other than GOD Himself, is supporting us yet, which is very unfair! Because we are fighting for YOU every single day, harder than you've ever fought for yourself. We don't ask for much, JUST YOUR SUPPORT. The LORD is already with us… so what's stopping you? If you call yourself a Christian, then stand with us and... MAKE INFLUENCERS SMALL AGAIN!!!
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