There is no matrix.
But there are butts, you have one, your friend has one (let's imagine you have friends), I have one.
You know what we also have in common?
Crypto.
Butt Crypto = Butthereum
There's a chance you missed your entry on Ethereum back in 2015, and then again in 2017, that's fine.
$Butthereum is your second chance at Ethereum.
Creator and buttanthropist Vitalik Butterin
@proofofbutt knew exactly what he was doing cooking up the secret butthereum recipe.
Slowest blockchain God has ever seen? Check.
Rent equivalent transaction fees? You bet.
You don't own
@butthereum, butthereum owns you.
Butthilio.
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