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inner wilds @proteindaedalus

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Joined November 2019
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inner wilds@proteindaedalus
14 Feb 2024
happy vday everyone :-))
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❤️‍🔥@witnessborne
5 Mar 2024
Wig and mustache of unknown provenance abandoned at the entrance to the factory floor.
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somehow these took 10 hrs
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aita?
100% yes
0% no
1 votes • Final results
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gm, happy friday. they fired my work crush and i have awoken to a stigmata on my palm. all signs point to the imminent onset of revelations
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girl who is avoiding cleaning her bathroom by tweeting
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i got dumped a couple weeks ago with a text at 9am, sunday morning, that started with “hey girly” is it over for me?
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power is out in the apartment (literally just my bedroom)
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miko busting open the bathroom door to try and get into the shower with me exactly once is my fav part of getting home from work
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finally warm enough to sit on the porch and ponder the sky after work consistently. this fact alone is pulling me out of a depressive spiral
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i’ll be interested to see if it’s just this year, but my off the cuff (ntm early) review of chicago winter: weather is way more tolerable, but everyone acts fucking insane and weird for like 3 1/2 months. which imo pretty much balances out to a net zero
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just bumped into, and chatted to one of the neighbors which means it’s officially summer. life is great and god is good
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i cannot stress enough how much my reptile brain wants to eat molten iron
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literally me tbh
unfunny object 🔆@realAlita
16 Feb 2024
>meet a bisexual trans girl >ask her if she's a real bisexual or a coping transbian >she doesnt understand >explain the difference >"im really bisexual, anon" >look inside >transbian
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i’m breaking iron, i’m drinking water!!
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hiiiiii happy friday, i’ve been angry all week, and have been making less than ideal decisions in my personal life, but nevertheless we march on
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inventing the genre “tooth metal” with my band: brush em bloody
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anyways i bought too firm of a toothbrush on accident
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trying to take cute selfies of my bday fit but someone is hogging the good selfie bathroom
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