Red till dead. Foul mouthed radge. Hater of every other club with the same vitriolic passion. Take the trouble to follow the shite I write & I will do likewise

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3 pints away from throwing plastic chairs. 😜

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I’m amazed no one has mentioned the dehydration breaks and suggested they are all to do with adverts 😴
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This might be the CRAZIEST stat of the World Cup... Cape Verde had more possession against Spain than Arsenal did against PSG in the Champions League final. 🤯🇨🇻
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🚨BREAKING: Someone just put $1M on Spain to WIN their match vs Cape Verde today This pays out is $1,085,943.48 on Polymarket
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This 100%
Replying to @JoyousCivic
No need for the “as a Scot” just say you’re a rangers fan
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
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They’ve only gone and signed @GeorgeFoulkes anaw!!
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If they had thought to rebrand the "Player Hydration Break" as "Crowd Piss Break" none of us would be complaining.
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You’ll need this for the rest of the tournament
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Exactly Leighton was a brilliant keeper
Replying to @RossMackinnonWB
Leighton was good - just had that 'nightmare' .
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I’ve had worse Monday mornings
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HERE WE GO
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A heart and hand special
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HTF has Lee Dixon ever made a living out of ‘punditry’ . Negative arsehole who should be pulled up for the number of times he’s made an arse of himself
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I’m sorry but an MBE isn’t enough! Lou Macari deserves a Knighthood. @LouMacari10 ❤️👏
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We all thought mcinnes was an obnoxious bastard last season. Wait to see what he’s like under the pressure next 🍿
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Brilliant forgotten goal: Branko Oblak scores as Yugoslavia draws 2-2 with England in 1974.
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Hearts fans not knowing to post about not being worried if mcinnes leaves or stating that he isn’t that great anyway is fucking brilliant entertainment 🍿
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EXCLUSIVE! 🚨🔴 Connor Ronan to complete Aberdeen transfer as contract details revealed | @ScottBurns75dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/foot…
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