BBC: “What was your screen time?”
Student: “Nine hours.”
BBC: “You’re gong to have a lot more time to fill. What will you do?”
Student: “Stare at a wall.”
The worst part about the Knicks winning is whenever I'm about to attempt some crazy shit that I know I have no business trying
My brain will go "The Knicks were down 29, if they can do it so can I"
I JUST WENT TO LIKE 11 DIFFERENT CONVENIENCE STORES AND 24 HOUR STORES AND THEY JUST LET ME PUT THE HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER ??? SAID THEIR MONEY WAS MINE ?????? THANK YOU KNICKS 😭💙🧡😭💙🧡😭💙🧡😭💙🧡😭💙🧡😭💙😭🧡😭💙🧡😭💙🧡😭💙😭🧡💙
getting drunk with the boys watching "star wars" and my comments about C3PO start getting increasingly inappropriate and sexual. at least twice i refer to him by my ex-wife's name