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Paul Tumman retweeted
#OnThisDay in 1997 Brighton needed a point away at Hereford to stay in the football league 1-0 down, with no ground & no future, Brighton were staring into the abyss Step forward Robbie Reinelt #BHAFC

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#nrlstormsouths Can we pls all remember when the Qld media bang on with their annual “Blues don’t get Origin” bullshit in a few weeks that over half their team have been in awful form this season? Munster at the forefront of that. Will rise for Origin, why not for Storm?.
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"Slide away... the best ever vocal take from Liam in my opinion. When he sings 'oh let me be the one' I’d let him be the one" - Bonehead

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Paul Tumman retweeted
“Visiting team.” Elite shithousery. #NRLRoostersSouths
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29 Dec 2025
Australian pitches have been poor for the last 5 years with far too much grass left on them Nice to finally hear an ex cricketer call out the real issue, instead of the usual nostalgia driven criticism of modern batters
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Paul Tumman retweeted
No need for a finger up the bum - a simple PSA blood test is all you need to check for the early signs of Prostate Cancer. Not all pricks are unbearable, @piersmorgan. 18 | GambleAware | @ProstateUK
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23 Dec 2025
People like Strauss rely on people not remembering or rereading the things they wrote at the time, like his 2022 review. He explicitly recommended an aggressive playing style, prioritising player happiness and using metrics such as release height for selection. HE IS RESPONSIBLE
While Sir Andrew Strauss uses England's failures to tout his 2022 High Performance Review, he doesn't say that Rob Key was a co-author of that review. Key has also implemented parts of that review, which we did a point-by-point critique of at the time: beingoutsidecricket.com/2022…
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Or…… We knew best and were right to the extent we called anyone that remotely disagreed idiots. Now I’d like to keep my job I’m trying to look slightly less like an arrogant know-it-all
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17 Dec 2025
Ha ha well said. You should ask Darren Lehmann; I would @ him but he blocked me when I called out his hypocrisy before!
I wonder if the Australian cricketing public & media are clearly previously on record as to their position of edging the ball & not walking in an Ashes test.
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14 Dec 2025
RT @nswpolice: Attention media - please share our message for members of the public to avoid Bondi Beach area as the police operation conti…
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(Very) Generally speaking, Test cricket has been played the same way for 150 years. There’s a reason for that. There’s a time to grind, there’s a time to attack. There’s a time to absorb, there’s noisy times there’s quiet times. The fundamentals never change.
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7 Dec 2025
#ashes2025 So, after listening to the drivel from Trescothick and McCullum about “the way we play won’t change” it seems it has changed as Stokes and Jacks proved when they batted a session with great resolve and application. Just shows what a cop out “attack only” is.
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15 Oct 2025
Hand-eye coordination deprived some Australian village of a generational idiot
That's a massive endorsement for young Sam Konstas 💯 Read more: bit.ly/4931JPb
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9 Aug 2025
#NRLDolphinsRoosters Dolphins getting absolutely schooled. Donoghue and Molo trying to play big boy games with Victor and Nafahu, piss off back to Redcliffe ha ha.
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7 Aug 2025
Gosiewaki getting put on report for raising his arm when Nelson does it every carry for the Storm. #NRLStormBroncos
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18 Jul 2025
#nrlpanthersrabbitohs Jai Arrow has a lot to say for a bloke with a $2 haircut playing for a crap team.
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Hahahahahahah so inevitable. Gill has a 10 minute massage on the pitch, Pant had the physio out regularly, India asking for the ball to be changed every 3 overs and this is the outcome. The ICC is not fit for purpose.
Cannot wait for the outcome of this test to be that England get docked WTC points for slow over rate 🙃
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20 Mar 2025
#NRLStormPanthers Big Nelson the dumbest bloke in the comp. And the dirtiest. Raises his arms in every hit up, no wrapping of the arms in the tackle either. Getting owned by a bloke half his size in Kenny.
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8 Mar 2025
#MurdochGutterMedia Cloughie said it 36 years ago!
Brian Clough on Robert Maxwell and Rupert Murdoch in 1989
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Paul Tumman retweeted
•⁠ ⁠2,408 Albion fans at Old Trafford. ☑️ •⁠ ⁠2,977 Albion fans at Portman Road. ☑️ •⁠ ⁠⁠2,646 Albion fans at Carrow Road. ☑️ Three matches on the road in nine days, three sold out away ends. Incredible support! 👏
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