Grease monkey is a slur, and I love slurs. I also love Elaine Benes and 8 Balls.
Joined August 2025
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2 Nov 2025
All this talk about “what happened to our EBT” gave me an idea…why don’t they work on my farm for free food?! ICE took all my mexicans
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Hey gang it’s David Puddy brought to you by Sweetgreen! Did you guys know that for only FOURTEEN DOLLARS you can get one of our wraps!
They are a real “slam dunk” !!
While supplies last!
Eat sweet, Eat green!
Whites only.
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Jun 15
Given the opportunity I probably would have killed Oliver tree to know what killing feels like
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Jun 11
Tom Hayes made 260m rigging LIBOR and then claimed he had autism during his trial
To make himself look autistic, he wore sweaters
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Jun 9
I bet if I keep sending letters and attach AI Polaroids I can convince karmelo Anthony that the shape store is a real place by 2030
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Jun 9
Can’t wait to have a bitch wife so I can sing right in her face
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Jun 7
I am of the opinion that some squid on here got an internship at TJ Maxx and started the trend with a couple of his accounts
Take 2, the first one was an absolute dump in the hood I should’ve known better
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Jun 7
Also amazing for hangovers!
I buy them as gifts
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Jun 6
Rigging a crazy straw around her bosom that outputs vanilla milkshake from nipple area so I can actually breastfeed
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Jun 5
Yes I am a plantation owner and car salesman
Jun 4
Is your pfp really you ???
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Jun 4
Some nerd needs to start a company that deals with customer service for you
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Jun 3
Edward Taser Hands, it’s like taser boxing but you also have a 40oz duct taped to one of your hands and you can make each other spill and lose points
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May 30
In terms of luxury spend on mechanical toys, I’ve moved beyond watches and into Porsches with slutty 1980s coke whore eye makeup, pictured here
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