Realistic @mancity fan | retired @Twitch Partner | 6’4 | 45th generation Roman | Influencer Manager

Joined October 2009
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Apr 11
Was gonna wait until till the summer to dip my toes back into content creation. However, very much like Arsenals title hopes, things change quickly. So, starting very soon will be me over on YouTube talking about football. Some hate my opinion, some like it, either way you’re getting it. Subscribe if you want. More info soon come. youtube.com/@PulpyOnFootball
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Office dog to bless your timeline. But also not bless my joggers covered in dog hair.
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Is it just me or has every game that’s been piss poor in this World Cup so far involved the usual stiff suspects from the premier league? Like Trossard and Salah have just infected this game.
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It’s 2026 and we are still being fed digital depression by Lee Dixon on commentary.
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Jun 12
This is the World Cup content I want to see. Favourite of mine Oil Bosh 💰
Jun 11
Big John's Bosh Around The World 🌎 48 teams. 48 boshes. No autocue. Bosh.
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Jun 11
Italia 90 opening match vibes here except back then Cameroon deserved those red cards. Football has descended into a game for pussies.
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THERE WAS ANOTHER BLOKE TODAY. The audacity on this bitch.
Jun 11
I’m a 44 year old man I’ve started to do aqua fit. It’s like I’m in the movie Cocoon. I’m the only man there. I’m the youngest person there. But there ain’t no way I’m letting an old woman out work me. They don’t know I’m in competition with them but I fuckin am. This is war!
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Jun 11
I’m a 44 year old man I’ve started to do aqua fit. It’s like I’m in the movie Cocoon. I’m the only man there. I’m the youngest person there. But there ain’t no way I’m letting an old woman out work me. They don’t know I’m in competition with them but I fuckin am. This is war!
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Jun 10
Already sick of Harry Kane playing defensive midfield. Can imagine how fun this will be in the last 16 when we are 1-0 down to Norway.
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Jun 10
Sorry lads but this is too much.
🚨 Manchester City verbal proposal to Nottingham Forest for Elliot Anderson was worth £106m add-ons, taking it above £120m. #NFFC want British record fee guaranteed, not after bonuses. No fresh talks with #MCFC over 23yo England midfielder @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7335332…
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How did this team get 99 points man 💀
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City have a renewed interest in Nottingham Forest midfielder Morgan Gibbs-White. The player expected to join last summer. Enzo Maresca wants at least two midfielders as things stand and would be in addition to Elliot Anderson. City could sign five players in total this summer.
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Jun 5
The price of chocolate in the UK can go fuck off. Robbing bastards. Can nothing be left alone!

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I liked a post about ghosting in dating and now my timeline is absolutely cooked.

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Jun 2
Here are my ratings for the season 🇮🇹Donnarumma - 8 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿James Trafford - 8 🇵🇹Nunes - 9 🇩🇿Ait Nouri - 5 🇵🇹Dias - 9 🇺🇿Khusanov - 8 🇳🇱Ake - 6 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Stones - 💀 🇭🇷Gvardiol - 8 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Guehi - 8 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Rico Lewis - 4 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Nico O’Reilly - 9.5 🇪🇸Nico Gonzalez - 6 🇪🇸Rodri - 6 🇭🇷Kovacic - 7 🇫🇷Cherki - 8 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Foden - 6.5 🇳🇱Reijnders - 6 🇵🇹Bernardo - 9.5 🇳🇴Haaland - 9 🇧🇪Doku - 9.5 🇧🇷Savinho - 4 🇬🇭Semenyo - 9 🇪🇬Marmoush - 5 My player of the year - Nico O’Reilly
End of season squad ratings: 🇮🇹Donnarumma - 7 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿James Trafford - 7 🇵🇹Nunes - 9.5 🇩🇿Ait Nouri - 4.5 🇵🇹Dias - 9.5 🇺🇿Khusanov - 8 🇳🇱Ake - 7 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Stones - N/A ( not played enough ) 🇭🇷Gvardiol - 8.5 till injury 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Guehi - 8.5 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Rico Lewis - 2 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Nico O’Reilly - 10 🇪🇸Nico Gonzalez - 7 🇪🇸Rodri - 6.5 🇭🇷Kovacic - N/A ( injured most season ) 🇫🇷Cherki - 8.5 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Foden - 5.5 🇳🇱Reijnders - 4.5 🇵🇹Bernardo - 10 🇳🇴Haaland - 8 🇧🇪Doku - 9.5 🇧🇷Savinho - 2 🇬🇭Semenyo - 8 🇪🇬Marmoush - 2 What do you think? What are yours?
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Jun 2
Another reason why these made up end of seasons awards mean nothing and they only pander to the larger fanbases for engagement purposes. Bin the lot off.
NO WAY 😭 [Clean Sheets] Donnarumma - 15 Lammens - 8 [Save %] Donnarumma - 72.4% (Highest in PL) Lammens - 69.3% (Not even Top 10) [Saves] Donnarumma - 73 Lammens - 79 [Penalties Saved] Donnarumma - 1/1 Lammens - 0/4
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44 ain’t so bad. A lot has happened in the last year. The biggest change is that I am putting myself first. I do my own thing, when I want, and for someone who’s had the world attempting to shit on him for the last two years. I just happily crack on. Resilience is a thing. Here’s to another year of stepping up, doing what I enjoy and finding some happiness where ever I can because these are the things that are important to me. 🙂
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Thanks for all the birthday wishes Fuck X for taking away my balloons 🖕🏻
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May 31
Me looking at my frozen pizza in the oven knowing it’s gonna be disappointing and I’ll order a take away later on.
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