Actuary, Cricket follower and weekend chef. Delhi Daredevils fan. Mostly retweets funny stuff. All opinions are personal.

Joined October 2007
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28 Jul 2025
Hi @grok why doesn’t @s3rioussam tweet anymore?
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31 Mar 2023
Missed a trick by not getting Kedar Jadhav 😜. I’m sure Warner has captained before when Jadhav kept wickets at the real team - Daredevils! Would have been a proper homecoming.
🚨 ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨 Wicketkeeper-batter Abishek Porel will be Rishabh Pant's replacement for the TATA IPL 2023 Welcome to the DC family, Abishek 🙌 #YehHaiNayiDilli
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11 Jan 2023
Embarrassed by how I went four years in Delhi thinking that "kalesh" is just how Dilli folks pronounce "clash."
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11 Jan 2023
Just want to make sure you saw the the googly eye.
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7 Jan 2023
Bhakts have absolutely no understanding of the meaning of their words and actions.

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England managing to lose on penalties even in a match that isn’t going to penalties. Simply incredible commitment to the bit.
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A thread of people looking at shah rukh khan like he is love. #ShahRukhKhan𓀠 @iamsrk
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Rafi Saab was visionary. Had predicted this before 50 years "Biden pe sitaare lapete hue"
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It’s always worth reminding Musk’s fan boys that these are the brilliant men who founded Tesla. Elon was just a series-A investor who bought in, then sabotaged the company enough until these men were pushed out, then he spent the next ten years telling everyone he founded Tesla.
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I can’t wait till elon musk offers to buy twitter and delete it and everyone who calls it a “hellsite” has to pick sides for real
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17 Nov 2022
Depends on which order they come up in auction. I expect Curran, Stokes and Holder to be in the Marquee set and Green in the all rounders set. Teams will save money for Curran and Stokes, so it Holder comes before them, he’ll go cheap. If after, he may go even higher due to panic
It wouldn’t be an exaggeration to say that Aug 15, 1992 changed Indian cinema forever. This was the day when Mani Ratnam’s Roja was released.This also marked the debut of the musical storm from Madras. Sit back, relax, grab coffee & headphones. A thread🧵on @arrahman's music!
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Never felt judged so hard by a painting
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5 Nov 2022
It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 15 years, since 19 Oct 2007 (via @twi_age).
Today we bring you an interesting story. It begins in Islampur, a small village in Sangli district in Maharashtra. The year is 1959, a 12 year old boy is asked to take on the pampered son of the village henchman in a wrestling contest. (1/9)
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29 Oct 2022
There is a reason why Japanese bullet trains have high walls on both sides of track.
A cattle runover incident occurred with passing #VandeBharat train today near Atul in Mumbai Central division at 8.17 am. The train was on its journey from Mumbai Central to Gandhinagar. Following the incident, the train was detained for about 15 minutes: Indian Railways
29 Oct 2022
Please don’t count everyone thinking that they share your stupidity.
मैंने प्रधानमंत्री जी को पत्र लिखकर 130 करोड़ भारतवासियों की ओर से निवेदन किया है कि भारतीय करेंसी पर महात्मा गांधी जी के साथ-साथ लक्ष्मी गणेश जी की तस्वीर भी लगाई जाए।
19 Oct 2022
Odean Smith. Gladstone Small. #sameguy
17 Oct 2022
My milkshake brings me back to the school and then they have to go back home.
Vibes test time. Type, “My milkshake brings…” and let your keyboard complete the sentence.