Full-time bad decision consultant | Part-time Solana historian | @lallamapic 🦙

Joined May 2012
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May 24
Good Morning, Enjoy your Sunday everyone! llamalifematters.com/
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Jun 13
Replying to @SenWarren
We have the perfect shirt for you at @llamalifestyles
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When the llama realized that the version being taught in schools (and blasted on social media), looked nothing like anyone he had ever known. Who was it that decided these broadcast standards, and why was a private fact being turned into a public costume? One thing was certain:
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Then one day, the llama’s local school district began introducing the subject to kids who had not yet learned long division. The llama spent days trying to find the logic in doing that, but still hasn’t to this day.
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The llama has had gay friends his entire life and nobody had ever felt the need to announce it before walking into a room. They worked, argued, laughed, and got along famously. No one in his circle of friends had ever made their sexuality the most interesting trait that they had.
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none of his friends ever arrived anywhere with a banana held in a way that required clarification. The fruit t-shirt for anyone who has ever known one side and never understood why the other one got all the representation.
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Jun 6
A little Friday night shopping with @llamalifestyles llamalifematters.com/product…
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The funny party t-shirt recognizes everyone who has ever been someone’s worst decision and their best story in the same night. Goodshit doesn’t cause the chaos. He finds it, embraces it, and becomes part of it.
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He gave terrible advice with perfect delivery and watched people follow it anyway. He high-fived the bouncer on the way out and got invited back before he reached the sidewalk.
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Nobody wanted him to leave. The llama didn’t bring trouble. He just knew how to find it. The moment Goodshit walked into a room, everything shifted. Quiet dinners became loud arguments. Calm evenings became chaos. Responsible adults called in sick on Monday because of him.
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Showed up to the party with nothing but a smile and left everyone with a story they’ll never tell their parents. He bought the first round, started the chant, and convinced three strangers to make decisions they’d regret for weeks. Nobody asked him to come.
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The septum theory t-shirt for anyone who collected the evidence personally and never needed a peer-reviewed study to validate it. He ran the experiments his way. The results were consistent. llamalifematters.com/product…
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Jun 1
Just submitted my observer clearance for @InkgeneticsNFT. 200 psychological ink specimens. No two observers see the same thing. inkblotgenetics.com
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