my kingdom for a decent bagel
Joined December 2010
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9 Jul 2022
New account below in the likely case I cannot reclaim this one.
9 Jul 2022
Ok, this is getting tiresome quick. Here’s my new account. Hopefully I’ll have better luck with retrieving my email and I’ll be back, but I doubt it. Sorry if you see this retweeted a handful of times this week. mobile.twitter.com/GrapeadeF…
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11 Jul 2022
I’m logging out of this account & won’t be able to get back in due to the hack. If I ever get it back it’ll be to shut it down. Hopefully I can get the next one verified. Security measures in place as best I can do. New account below. Hope to see my buds. mobile.twitter.com/GrapeadeF…
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9 Jul 2022
New account below in the likely case I cannot reclaim this one.
9 Jul 2022
Ok, this is getting tiresome quick. Here’s my new account. Hopefully I’ll have better luck with retrieving my email and I’ll be back, but I doubt it. Sorry if you see this retweeted a handful of times this week. mobile.twitter.com/GrapeadeF…
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9 Jul 2022
I can't believe I had not seen this before. It was so good
There is something to movies filmed in the dark moody 80s mode (like robocop)
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9 Jul 2022
This is Toki. He’s my friend on this trip. He’s a Rottweiler Corgi.
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9 Jul 2022
And this Ellie. She’s real squirrelly. These doggos working overtime keeping me centered.
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9 Jul 2022
Ok, this is getting tiresome quick. Here’s my new account. Hopefully I’ll have better luck with retrieving my email and I’ll be back, but I doubt it. Sorry if you see this retweeted a handful of times this week. mobile.twitter.com/GrapeadeF…
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9 Jul 2022
I’m supposed to be participating in a work retreat right now, so I’m going to try and ignore this and have a decent time for a few days. I’ll definitely be behind on following back mutuals, but don’t worry it isn’t personal.
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8 Jul 2022
Love word games and Zach Gage is real good at them. Knotwords is like word sudoku. It’s great and adds words to a numbers game sort of like Wordle applied words to Mastermind or code breaking games.
playknotwords.com 🪢 📝
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8 Jul 2022
This is a real me tweet, just trying to use the follower count while I’ve got it.
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8 Jul 2022
Quick shout out to the set that got me into LEGO (as an adult). It helped my metal health in many fun and interesting ways.
And to @pxlsicle who randomly mentioned it on a podcast years ago that was listening to a few minutes before I happened to be at a store selling it.
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8 Jul 2022
I jumped through your hoops! I’m literally right here telling you that I’m hacked because I’m still in the app and you refuse to do anything despite following all your requests!
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8 Jul 2022
Hate to ask and I doubt it will help, but if anyone can make noise or help it would be greatly appreciated. I need this for the podcast WHICH IS A JOB, @TwitterSupport
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8 Jul 2022
Quick general all purpose response to some emails I’ve received: I do not care if I have your respect if you do not respect human rights. I’m too aggressive? Too angry? Fuck your decorum.
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29 Nov 2021
one of the hardest comic panels ever drawn and its from calvin and hobbes
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16 Jun 2015
'dr loomis, how are the wings, are they spicy'
'this heat is endless. its evil. it lives inside the wings, waiting. waiting and watching'
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8 Jul 2022
How I spent the first 1 1/2 hrs with a porn subscriber. Dude is really Jonsin’
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