Pining for the fjords. One-line programmer jokes (jokes-as-a-service).
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13 Jun 2023
There are 10 types of people: those who understand hexadecimal and 15 others.
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13 Jun 2023
A programmer walks into a bar and orders 1.38 root beers. The bartender informs her it's a root beer float. She says 'Make it a double!'
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13 Jun 2023
There are 10 types of people: those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who were expecting this joke to be in trinary.
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13 Jun 2023
I had a problem so I thought I'd use Java. Now I have a ProblemFactory.
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13 Jun 2023
Schrodinger's attitude to web development: If I don't look at it in Internet Explorer then there's a chance it looks fine.
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13 Jun 2023
A programmer crashes a car at the bottom of a hill, a bystander asks what happened, he says "No idea. Let's push it back up and try again".
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13 Jun 2023
Number of days since I have encountered an array index error: -1.
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13 Jun 2023
My friend's in a band called '1023 Megabytes'... They haven't got a gig yet!
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13 Jun 2023
A programmer had a problem. He thought to himself, 'I know, I'll solve it with threads!'. has Now problems. two he
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13 Jun 2023
Unix is user friendly. It's just very particular about who its friends are.
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13 Jun 2023
Waiter: He's choking! Is anyone a doctor? Programmer: I'm a Vim user.
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12 Jun 2023
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.
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12 Jun 2023
.NET was named .NET so that it wouldn't show up in a Unix directory listing.
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12 Jun 2023
How come there is no obfuscated Perl contest? Because everyone would win.
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12 Jun 2023
What does 'Emacs' stand for? 'Exclusively used by middle aged computer scientists.'
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