I tweet and re-tweet Monty Python quotes. (This is an account by a fan for fans. Not an official Monty Python account!)
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Monty Python retweeted
14 Dec 2020
@pythonquotes "Hello, I wish to register a complaint ... hello, miss--?"
"We're closing for lunch."
"Never mind that, my lad; I wish to complain about this parrot which I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique."
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Monty Python retweeted
13 Sep 2020
I have another theory...my theory the second...š
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Monty Python retweeted
13 Sep 2020
@pythonquotes Oh look woman, how many kilts did we sell last year? Nine and a half, that's all. So when I get an order for 48,000,000, I believe it - you bet I believe it.
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Monty Python retweeted
17 Sep 2020
@pythonquotes "The white car represents Crelm Toothpaste with the miracle ingredient Fraudulin ... the not-white car represents Another Toothpaste!"
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Monty Python retweeted
20 Sep 2020
@pythonquotes "I fart in your general direction!"
#FartingSound
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Monty Python retweeted
30 Sep 2020
@pythonquotes "YES! On your screen tomorrow: 'The Naughtiest Girl in the School,' starring the men of the 14th Marine Commandoes!"
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Monty Python retweeted
13 Oct 2020
@pythonquotes "Good evening. Here is the news for parrots: No parrots were injured today when a lorry carrying high-octane fuel overturned on the M1 ..."
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Monty Python retweeted
13 Oct 2020
@pythonquotes "That ends the news, and our programme for parrots continues with Episode 3 of 'A Tale of Two Cities,' specially adopted for parrots by Joey Boy ..."
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Monty Python retweeted
24 Oct 2020
@pythonquotes "I believe in peace ... and in the sound of two bricks crashing together!" #WhatAreYouDoingForPeace #UN75
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RT @unstamps
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Monty Python retweeted
27 Oct 2020
@pythonquotes "Fivepenny, please."
"Five beautiful pennies going into the sack, and YOU are the lucky winner of--ONE FIVEPENNY TICKET! Why is the Welshman hiding under the bed? He's having a LEEK--boom boom! 'I'm not unusual, I'm just--'"
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Monty Python retweeted
22 Nov 2020
@pythonquotes "So Miss Phume returned to her typing and dreamed her little dreamy dreams, unaware as she was of the cruel trick Fate had in store for her ... for Miss Phume was about to fall victim to the Dreaded International Chinese Communist Conspiracy!"
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Monty Python retweeted
24 Aug 2020
@pythonquotes "It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public ..."
youtu.be/Y2CWfSLyjx8 via @YouTube
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Monty Python retweeted
25 Aug 2020
LumbEEEEEEEER! or as the @pythonquotes put it: "I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa"
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Monty Python retweeted
27 Aug 2020
@pythonquotes "Hamrag Yattelrot and His Viking Hordes are now appearing in 'Grin and Pillage It' at the Jodrell Theatre, Colwyn Bay."
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Monty Python retweeted
1 Sep 2020
@pythonquotes "Proust, in his first book, wrote about, wrote about,/Proust, in his first book--"
[GONG]
"Start again--!"
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Monty Python retweeted
3 Sep 2020
@pythonquotes "I cannot tell the difference between Whizzo Butter and this dead crab!"
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Monty Python retweeted
9 Sep 2020
@pythonquotes "Ahh--just the word I was looking for: 'I wonder,' said Lafarge, 'just how much Molineaux.'"
"Shut up with your sick jokes!! And now--a bit of fun!"
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