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$Heist is the biggest meme of 2026
Flood 👇
@KITKAT just confirmed 12 TONS of chocolate were stolen between Italy and Poland. The internet went insane. Every major brand jumped in.
Then Solana did its thing.
The biggest brand engagement event of 2026 and $HEIST was born from it 🍫🔴
A thread 🧵👇
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DHL: “Us when we see anyone place an order to ship 12 tons of chocolate with us 👀”
AliExpress: “12T gone?? You’d reorder on AliExpress before the thief even gets home 😭📦”
$Heist
Even the logistics and food giants couldn’t resist 🍫
DHL: “Us when we see anyone place an order to ship 12 tons of chocolate with us 👀”
AliExpress: “12T gone?? You’d reorder on AliExpress before the thief even gets home 😭📦”
Shake Shack: “We may or may not have used a couple for some shakes… 🙊”
Betty Crocker: “SO here for a sweet treat mystery 🤫❤️”
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Lipton:”That’s one way to take a break”
$Heist
Then the brands started confessing 💀🍫
Lipton Ice Tea: “that’s one way to take a break” (16.4K likes)
PayPal: “May we recommend…PayPal Purchase Protection?” (8.7K likes)
Pop Mart: “We bet it was @duolingo who stole it.” (3.3K likes)
PetSmart: “We’re very concerned to hear that this many kats are missing…”
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KFC, IKEA, UNO, Subaru 👀
$Heist is the biggest meme of 2026
It didn’t stop. The biggest brands on Earth are all fighting over 12 tons of chocolate 🍫
KFC: “Have a break, have a bucket” (7.6K likes)
IKEA: “We have a warehouse if anyone needs one 👉👈” (5.5K likes)
UNO: “12T!?!? That’s more than the rules our players have come up with.” (6.1K likes)
Taylor Lautner: “May those kats rest in peace”
Subaru: “If our rally car comes back smelling like wafer and cocoa… no, you didn’t see anything. 🚗🍫”
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