the manifestation of evil. famed writer. empathetic narcissist. 3 time pulitzer nominee. clean hippie. leader of the woke mob. geographer. italian-american.
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30 Sep 2023
meet the man who says seinfeld gave him a fresh perspective on life
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Jun 13
how i look after decimating the local rabbit population and bringing countless dead birds to the front door
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Jun 10
they should’ve cast my bf as george harrison
Jun 9
Each of the 4 ‘BEATLES’ films will be “totally different” and will reflect each member.
(Source: thedirect.com/article/the-be…)
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May 29
The amazing courtship dance of the Pin-tailed Whydah 😍
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May 25
i feel like chud having a girlfriend defeats the point, he’s supposed to be an incel he can’t find love
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May 23
this post was made by Big Pharma
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"So what's your take"
"This subway should be filled with sarin, a deadly nerve agent"
"100% disagree"
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May 19
crackheads
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May 15
ohhh that’s what the nonbinary flag means
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May 14
i can’t believe the real tom jones saw this..
May 13
thought i found some unwound at the thrift store but it’s just lousy tom jones
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May 13
thought i found some unwound at the thrift store but it’s just lousy tom jones
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May 9
the flag of Palau pisses me off. why is it just slightly off center, it looks like someone made it in MS Paint
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17 Jun 2024
An incredible bottle of coke.
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23 Dec 2024
Photo I took in the deep south
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26 Jul 2025
GramGrams secret recipe for honey baked ham
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May 5
You know the function is lit when Aunt Sharron put olives in the potato salad
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May 7
thank God Haiti is now free God bless you Bill Clinton 🙏🙏🇭🇹🇭🇹
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5 May 2016
Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics! facebook.com/DonaldTrump/pos…
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May 2
He truly is an icon.
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Apr 30
Inform Larry David
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