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26 Feb 2025
Do you think they have a designated survivor during award shows and who is it
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1 Dec 2024
I just want to live in a world where people are proud to have candy in their homes and don’t hide it away in the hardest to reach places
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4 Nov 2024
My mom just goes “was dad and my Halloween present cute” and it was a Venmo
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19 Jul 2023
I hate when my parents are on do not disturb, like who else is going to care about how much I saved with my coupons
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24 Jun 2023
The uti to yeast infection pipeline is one of the cruelest gifts of modern medicine
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21 Jun 2023
When apple invented the .5 lens they had no idea how much power they were giving real estate brokers
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29 Apr 2023
I’m obsessed with Mykonos why is everyone’s card getting declined here
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6 Mar 2023
In French you have the word “baisser” which means to lower and you have the work “baiser” which means to fuck, and ultimately I did not tell my students to lower their pencils today…
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13 Oct 2022
No emoji of someone crossing their legs bc they really have to pee :(
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10 Aug 2022
Pronouncing “west” as “weest” in the passenger seat to start drama
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21 Jun 2022
Why is everyone reading books this summer 🙄🙄🙄 I’m dropping all my literate friends
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