Yesterday I solo queued in the jp server on Valorant and somehow queued into a full female team..!!
Since my voice is naturally on the deeper side, one of the girls immediately got curious and started interrogating me π
Her: βAre you a man or a woman?β
Me: βWoman.β
Her: βYour voice is so nice!β
Her: βHow old are you?β
Me: β31.β
The entire team suddenly woke up.
Everyone: β31?! 31?!?!?!β
Me: βπ₯² yesβ¦β
Then the same girl kept going:
Her: βDo you have a boyfriend?β
Me: βNo.β
Her: βGirlfriend?β
Me: β*scoffs* No, Iβm straightβ¦β
A few seconds of silence⦠then:
Her: ββ¦Can I be your girlfriend?β
Me: βUh, no??? How old are you?β
Her: β18!β
Me: βmuri(η‘η).β
then she started screaming into the mic:
Her: βWHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY πππ YOUNG THINGS ARE BETTER, NOOOOO???β
Me: *choked and coughing*π«ͺπ«ͺπ«ͺπ«ͺ
younglings nowadays πββοΈπββοΈπββοΈπββοΈ