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(In sex ed class) Yeah right, like we’ll ever use this stuff in the real world
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(flirting with you) *bites your arm* *bites your arm* *bites your arm* *bites your arm* *bites your arm* *bites your arm* *bites your arm* *bites your arm* *bites your arm* *bites your arm* *bites your arm*
Aquarium visitors were startled to see a leopard shark trying to bite off another shark’s fin
Staff explained it wasn’t aggression but normal… flirting — this is how sharks show interest in each other.
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Me and who?
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Real @SavageDabz69 messages
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U beg to differ?
Yea well i beg to sniff her ok?
We are not the same
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Oh my God. This has to be the most disrespectful dunk posterization of all time.
📷: @MarcGregor
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I get more joy from making fun of astrology believers than I do from having sex
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As a man, sometimes you have to make a choice between mocking astrology and getting laid
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As a man, sometimes you have to make a choice between mocking astrology and getting laid
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the vampire after I cover my entire body with garlic except my meat
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couples with a 2 year age gap realizing theyre gonna be 69 & 67
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I have openclaw sending lowball offers on Zillow all day just to make boomers start panicking lol
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