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I manyanemones believe @rMonsoon clears @Haydez999
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(In sex ed class) Yeah right, like we’ll ever use this stuff in the real world
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My dog likes to chew on people’s socks, and my parents think it’s cute. But the egirl I met playing swift play sends me dirty socks and suddenly, I need to “get a job and move out”
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(flirting with you) *bites your arm* *bites your arm* *bites your arm* *bites your arm* *bites your arm* *bites your arm* *bites your arm* *bites your arm* *bites your arm* *bites your arm* *bites your arm*
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Aquarium visitors were startled to see a leopard shark trying to bite off another shark’s fin Staff explained it wasn’t aggression but normal… flirting — this is how sharks show interest in each other.
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pokemon champions bf x pokopia gf
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images you can hear
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9 beers. 9 dogs. 9 innings. Citi Field 2026. 🍺🌭👉 bit.ly/40GLGkR
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Real @SavageDabz69 messages
the male loneliness “epidemic”
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The ragebait is flowing this morning
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U beg to differ? Yea well i beg to sniff her ok? We are not the same
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Oh my God. This has to be the most disrespectful dunk posterization of all time. 📷: @MarcGregor
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I get more joy from making fun of astrology believers than I do from having sex
As a man, sometimes you have to make a choice between mocking astrology and getting laid
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As a man, sometimes you have to make a choice between mocking astrology and getting laid
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the vampire after I cover my entire body with garlic except my meat
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TTV / rMonsoon
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gay person: i’m gay autistic person: im autistic that one gay autistic friend: you should really play deadlock its so much fun
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couples with a 2 year age gap realizing theyre gonna be 69 & 67
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I have openclaw sending lowball offers on Zillow all day just to make boomers start panicking lol
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do i love sleeping? yes. do i stay up late for no reason? yes. do regret it in the morning? absolutely will i do it again? DEFINITELY.
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