I enjoy tackling Christmas trees. Eternally wading through a sea of mediocrity. Are you watching closely?

Joined March 2009
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You like ONE tweet about Angela White going to watch the Socceroos and suddenly your whole timeline is almost entirely BOOBS TITS BOOBS EVERYWHERE
🚨🇦🇺 Angela White was in attendance for Australia vs Turkey, supporting the Kangaroos 🦘
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One of the best things about the World Cup is never knowing what joys text translation will bring.
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Replying to @ERCboxoffice
The year is 2076. Human society has collapsed, our species is experiencing a mass extinction event. OBSESSION grosses $23.2M over its 2542nd weekend, a 1% increase from the previous week.
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To me, this is beautiful. No excuses, no unassailable mountain.
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The MCG wipes the floor with every single one of those 100,000 seat American stadiums. Worlds apart in quality. Everyone would take the character and charm of a Wembley or an Old Trafford over a big concrete bowl any day of the week as well.
USA vs UK biggest stadiums. The USA mogs so hard😭
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Why are they complaining about Sharman’s goal? Perfectly acceptable to just kick it from there. #AFLSaintsGiants
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Counting or not counting gang violence
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Harley had no time to react to that one 😬 #AFLNorthEagles
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We love to see it, @Socceroos. You beauty. #FIFAWorldCup
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championship winner!
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I think the AFL did their duty by fixturing two games nobody gives a fuck about, actually.
“There was an opportunity for the AFL to embrace our national team.” 😮 The AFL slammed over matches clashing with the Socceroos' World Cup opener. MORE 👉 nine.social/18je
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oh shit its the wrestlemania 39 stadium
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Pals chatting. One pal was hungry
Replying to @Chris_Meloni
@Chris_Meloni care to share the story here?
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Truly fascinating move by FIFA to make excuses for attendances.
Official attendance figures reflect the number of tickets scanned and spectators present within the stadium footprint, rather than visual assessments of seating occupancy at any given moment during the match. FIFA works closely with stadium authorities and ticketing teams to ensure all published figures are based on verified operational data. Please note that, during last night’s match in Guadalajara, several ticketed fans could be seen standing in concourses rather than staying in their assigned seats throughout the match.
Community note
Photos from the match show thousands of empty seats throughout the stadium, contradicting the claim of only several fans in concourses. nytimes.com/athletic/73524… yahoo.com/news/world/art…
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GCS are 0-9 in @AFL games at Kardinia Park Their average losing margin in that time 66.0 pts in games v GEEL 68.0 pts in games v ESS #AFLCatsSuns
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“but she was at a cavs game” yeah and this was her when they were losing to the Knicks
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The front row of karaoke when I crush Niggas in Paris.
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“The trains are old, the tickets are expensive” I don’t think Jacqui Felgate could make it any clearer that she has no idea what’s she’s talking about. What a cancerous fuckin donkey.
Not good enough. 😡 FULL STORY 👉 nine.social/18hh
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Tumblr would’ve imploded over this back in the day.
Omg Taylor and Mariska 🤣
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So Taylor Swift brings better luck than Donald Trump? Got it.
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