I enjoy tackling Christmas trees. Eternally wading through a sea of mediocrity. Are you watching closely?
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You like ONE tweet about Angela White going to watch the Socceroos and suddenly your whole timeline is almost entirely BOOBS TITS BOOBS EVERYWHERE
Jun 14
🚨🇦🇺 Angela White was in attendance for Australia vs Turkey, supporting the Kangaroos 🦘
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One of the best things about the World Cup is never knowing what joys text translation will bring.
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The year is 2076. Human society has collapsed, our species is experiencing a mass extinction event.
OBSESSION grosses $23.2M over its 2542nd weekend, a 1% increase from the previous week.
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Jun 14
To me, this is beautiful. No excuses, no unassailable mountain.
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The MCG wipes the floor with every single one of those 100,000 seat American stadiums. Worlds apart in quality.
Everyone would take the character and charm of a Wembley or an Old Trafford over a big concrete bowl any day of the week as well.
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Why are they complaining about Sharman’s goal? Perfectly acceptable to just kick it from there. #AFLSaintsGiants
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Counting or not counting gang violence
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We love to see it, @Socceroos. You beauty. #FIFAWorldCup
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Jun 14
championship winner!
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I think the AFL did their duty by fixturing two games nobody gives a fuck about, actually.
Jun 14
“There was an opportunity for the AFL to embrace our national team.” 😮
The AFL slammed over matches clashing with the Socceroos' World Cup opener.
MORE 👉 nine.social/18je
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Jun 13
Pals chatting. One pal was hungry
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Truly fascinating move by FIFA to make excuses for attendances.
Jun 12
Official attendance figures reflect the number of tickets scanned and spectators present within the stadium footprint, rather than visual assessments of seating occupancy at any given moment during the match. FIFA works closely with stadium authorities and ticketing teams to ensure all published figures are based on verified operational data.
Please note that, during last night’s match in Guadalajara, several ticketed fans could be seen standing in concourses rather than staying in their assigned seats throughout the match.
Community note
Photos from the match show thousands of empty seats throughout the stadium, contradicting the claim of only several fans in concourses. nytimes.com/athletic/73524… yahoo.com/news/world/art…
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Jun 12
GCS are 0-9 in @AFL games at Kardinia Park
Their average losing margin in that time
66.0 pts in games v GEEL
68.0 pts in games v ESS
#AFLCatsSuns
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Jun 11
“but she was at a cavs game” yeah and this was her when they were losing to the Knicks
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Jun 11
The front row of karaoke when I crush Niggas in Paris.
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“The trains are old, the tickets are expensive”
I don’t think Jacqui Felgate could make it any clearer that she has no idea what’s she’s talking about. What a cancerous fuckin donkey.
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Tumblr would’ve imploded over this back in the day.
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So Taylor Swift brings better luck than Donald Trump? Got it.
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