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Jun 14
I have found the one pharmacy that gives you your pills in 30 seconds instead of making you wait 20 minutes for a simple prescription that they just have to grab off a shelf
no, I'm not telling
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I'd be so stressed if I was a car designer right now.
Punters and media alike dunking on all the big drops at the minute... 🤭
Ferrari's blue bathtub takes the cake, though. I reckon if the Audi came out last year with a Hyundai badge, you'd have loved it.
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Jun 8
if you’re a trans woman and you play electric guitar, you have to take the noise gate off your pedalboard. Guitars are meant to screech and shriek when they aren’t touched.
let it feed back sister
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Got tapped to chat on ABC Adelaide breakfast show today as an expert on squares cupholders.
It's a weird thing to have a reputation for, and yet!
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Jun 8
transgirls should be allowed to spend all day hugging one another.
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i've recently taken to calling all parts of the world that aren't australia "up over", seeing as you all call us "down under"
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Requiem For A Gadgetbahn
Jun 6
seeing the old sydney monorail stations must be similar to what the medieval europeans felt as they lived amongst the ruins of ancient rome
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incorrect, moving definitely saved me
Jun 7
moving isnt gonna save you, moving isnt gonna be all that you think it will be, im afraid to say
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by the time your algorithm is giving you content on "avoidant attachment styles" it's too late, you're riding the doom slide at that point
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Also Mad Max!
the australian backrooms is the university of melbourne carpark featured in the troye sivan and tate mcrae music videos
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Jun 8
POV it's 1994, you're an educated and aspirational 20something. you just scored your first real corporate job fresh out of university and this is the company car...
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Forever wishing I'd found my way into this sort of cheap motorsport
Driving the uninsured V8 muscle car to the banger race to watch under -18's try and kill each other in nissan micras while getting drunk on scrumpy
Englands so good when you dont live in a city
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there aren't enough breakfast options in this city at 5am
Adelaide trounces Melbourne on this
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feels silly landing in Thailand and not getting a little surgery as a treat
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“Wearing headphones at the grocery store is antisocial” I don’t even really want to be alive man
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May 31
Now let's talk about people that put chocolate ice cream on apple pie
May 30
Correct. Vanilla is considered a “default” flavor because it was so universally liked that everyone began using it. Ice cream used to come in all sorts of weird flavors
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May 31
I love Sweden but 75 minute transit ticketing is weird. Give the people 90 at least.
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May 31
we talk so much about cultural individualism and yet you can go to a hotel breafast *anywhere* in the world and it's interchangeable to the point of being identical
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