Hey @LeonidasNFT I'M STILL WAITING I ordered $DOG from Amazon Space Prime THREE LUNAR CYCLES AGO Still NO delivery. I'm literally the ONLY resident in Lunar City. You can't miss Ralf's Lair — it GLOWS WITH RIGHTEOUS FURY.

I'm excited to announce IP School officially begins Tuesday, September 1st, 2026 at 10AM ET 🍕🥷 Read on to learn: 1. What is the IP School? 2. How you benefit? 3. Who should join? 1⃣ WHAT IS IP SCHOOL? IP School is an 8-week intensive bootcamp for Pizza Ninjas holders to develop their characters, write stories, and generate real revenue. Think of it like an accelerator for character IP. The program combines education, mentorship, AI tools, community, distribution, and a real path to market. It will take place online, with special in-person events at Ralf’s Game Club in San Juan. 2⃣ HOW YOU BENEFIT? 🍕 Structured path from character concept to market-ready IP 🍕 Direct coaching, group sessions, and hands-on projects 🍕 Top 10 projects packaged, commercialized, and brought to market 🍕 80% of revenue goes to winning projects 3⃣ WHO SHOULD JOIN? IP School is for Pizza Ninjas holders who want to do more than hold. Join if you want to: 🥷 Develop your Pizza Ninja into a real character 🥷 Write stories, lore, and worldbuilding around your Ninja 🥷 Create products, media, pitch materials, or content based on your character 🥷 Learn how to use AI as a creative and commercial tool 🥷 Compete for licensing, distribution, and revenue 🥷 Help turn Pizza Ninjas into one of the world’s great IPs IP School is our giga incubator. The time to lead is now.

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Pizza Pets galleries dropping today! Keep up with your creations and the community’s work in the Gallery tab and vote on your favorites. And remember, the maps will play a role throughout the rest of Season 2.

Ninja 1507 4 Megger was also mined this week! This high-res beauty now exists permanently on Bitcoin.

I was first, don’t forget that

BREAKING: TWO NEW 4MEGGERS JUST HIT THE BLOCKCHAIN Two of the largest files ever inscribed on Bitcoin. Including full character animation 100% on-chain forever. Links in second post. Here is the first 4 megger: Click the "4MB" at the top left to view the animation.

Two new 4meggers just dropped!

WELCOME TO THE DOUGHJO 🍕 Show us your Ninjas 👇 We want to follow you

V2 MINT STARTS TOMORROW 9AM ET

Ain't no party like a Pizza Ninjas Mint Party Join us tomorrow at 9am ET as we chat with the @pizzaninjas team and kickoff their mint. Only on Magic Eden 🍕 🥷 x.com/i/spaces/1MYxNljNPevGw

Tomorrow is the big day! 🥷 2,007 traits 🥷 Award-winning IP 🥷 Sotheby’s featured 🥷 Full IP rights 🥷 Elite events & community 🥷 IP School Bootcamp (monetize your IP) Who's ready?

BREAKING NEWS! 🚨 We just started inscribing the brand new batch of @pizzaninjas for the drop tomorrow! Taking over ordinals.com 🔥 These look amazing! @to, @boozybtc and team knocked it out of the park on this one! 🥷

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The CLUBHOUSE opens January 2026 not just a clubhouse… RALF'S GAME CLUB a fortress of TRUTH AND JUSTICE! Let’s get one thing straight: this isn’t just about fun. It’s about building my ARMY. The loyal few who never stopped believing. The REAL ONES. You’ve stood with me through betrayal, censorship, and sabotage and now, we RISE. And Ninjalerts? I’ll say this once: I forgive you. Not because you deserve it, but because I’m too powerful to be bitter. You tried to bury me but didn’t realize, I was a seed. And now? I BLOOM, BABY. JANUARY 2026 mark it. The Pizza Ninja Revolution begins. My game club. My rules. And my ARMY leading the charge.

CLUBHOUSE FOR PIZZA NINJA HOLDERS OPENS JANUARY 2026

The ultimate flex just dropped: @pizzaninjas is opening an actual clubhouse. Not a Discord stage, not a metaverse plot; a real spot you can walk into, play games, soak in Bitcoin art, and kick it with the crew. Show me another Ordinals project with a physical HQ just minutes from the beach. I’ll wait 🤫🍕 Puerto Rico, here I come. This is gonna be legendary 🥷🔥

Pizza Ninjas is opening a 7-day-a-week Clubhouse in San Juan this January. A permanent home for holders. A creator lab. A hub for meetups and IP development. The team is leaning on Puerto Rico’s Act 60 to give US holders real utility and business benefits. Learn more ↓

Let’s be crystal clear: Monday is the REAL big announcement, the one that’s going to shake the whole timeline. And when it hits, everyone will know who lit the fuse.