Optical engineer (actually), lapsed academic researcher, game player of all types, proudly millennial, visibly bi, Zuzumo Zumo on Zodiark FFXIV, he/him

Joined January 2009
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23 Oct 2022
Some real life stuff here. "Success isn't linear" by Yoann Bourgeois
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Boris Johnson has done the country a service by inviting so many of his colleagues to publicly endorse him in a way that places their poor judgement and stupidity on public display to their constituents. May it never be forgotten.
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20 Oct 2022
flatmate has just asked me whether i think the lettuce voted leaf or romaine in the brexit referendum and im frankly furious at how funny i found it
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One of the things that annoys me about MBMBaM is how clearly none of them have watched Frasier so they make jokes about what they assume the show is about, when I'm sure at least one of them would love it
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Max tried Fortnite for the first time, what happens next will surprise you @maximilian_
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I will deliver on vague promises
This is making me worry that the gaming laptop i bought at the end of last year and seems to run fine is going to give up the ghost in a few months...
Holy crap, I need to share this horror story about buying a new laptop from @Dell. Back in October it's necessary computer upgrading time for [loved one]. She orders a brand new fancy high end "gaming" laptop because she does 3D engine stuff remotely. Everything in it is broken
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Marwan Makhoul on politics and poetry, from his book أين أمي.
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It's official - I am no longer an academic researcher. Currently an unemployed layabout for a month, then starting a new job in industry!
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Unemployed layabout with a 9-month-old daughter so I'm going to be busy whatever
Zuzu's chocobo is called Crumpet and he wears the Black Mage barding. He's a sweet little boy
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8 Aug 2022
Every crypto project the last 24 months:
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I feel like I'd rather see people put effort into bad photoshops than see another one of these dall-e abominations
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"He's got to pull his bootstraps up and stop trying to appeal to the Daily Mail." @RMTunion's Mick Lynch has a few lessons for @Keir_Starmer.
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This gets more relevant daily
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surely at some point the vast majority people are just going to fucking snap
BREAKING | British Gas owner Centrica profits increase five-fold as energy bills soar independent.co.uk/news/busin…
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"Why should you put up with falling living standards year on year, forever? "You’re not just consigning your own people now to finding it hard in the cost of living crisis "This is about our children. This is about what type of country we have." @RMTunion's Eddie Dempsey
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My 4 TTRPG characters: 1. I'm surrounded by idiots 2. Naive outsider in over their head 3. Muscle-bound punch lady 4. Extremely religious, but weird (worships an eldritch horror turned benevolent through sheer weight of belief; draws divine power from inflated ego; etc)
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