A kung fu hippie from Gangsta City. He's a rappin' surfer, you're the fool he pities. My tweets are my own, my opinions are my own
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19 Jan 2025
This is such an important Scottish tradition that in the month that we celebrate our National Bard I know he’d want you all to join me in this endeavour to #SaveTheNougat. Please let’s get the crowd-funding going to surpass their target aldomak.co.uk/pages/save-nou…
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Nothing says fall of Empire when it should be a celebration of 250 years of independence
Than a UFC player insulting the wife of a former president saying, "Michelle Obama is a man"
And the current President, Trump, falling asleep at his own party
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Robert De Niro Brings Down The House With Blistering 4-Word Message For Trump - HuffPost UK apple.news/AtA3z0aNASoSGhOyV…
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The person who compiled the music playlist at tonight’s Boston Red Sox game has clearly done their homework 🏴
#WorldCup2026
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“God creates the dinosaurs.
God destroys the dinosaurs.
God creates man.
Man destroys God.
Man creates the dinosaurs.
The dinosaurs eat man.
Woman inherits the earth.”
Jurassic Park (1993)
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This journalist’s takedown of Pete Hegseth was already good but his comically petulant response took it to the next level thepoke.com/2026/06/15/this-…
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Nigel Farage says he started a Substack because the mainstream media ‘misrepresents him’, and the chinny reckon was visible from space – 21 sceptical clapbacks thepoke.com/2026/06/15/nigel…
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"Skellington" is today's featured print on qwertee.com/print/jack-s-ale RePost for a chance at a FREE TEE!
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"The Princess of Hallownest" is today's tee on qwertee.com RePost for a chance at a FREE TEE!
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"The Warrior of Hallownest" is today's tee on qwertee.com RePost for a chance at a FREE TEE!
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Reform UK’s Robert Kenyon happily accepted an endorsement from his “hero” Ant Middleton – 14 absolutely scathing reactions thepoke.com/2026/06/14/refor…
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JD Vance said the Second World War ended with “a negotiation” and was schooled (and mocked) all the way to 1945 and back thepoke.com/2026/06/14/jd-va…
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Watch fans go wild as John McGinn scores for Scotland against Haiti - The Scotsman apple.news/A5RNeLrxmTUyeRke9…
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We’re not a serious country anymore
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Marco Rubio compared the Ultimate Fighting Championship to the moon landing and was owned into outer space and back thepoke.com/2026/06/12/marco…
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A spine tingling rendition of Flower of Scotland being belted out by The Tartan Army, before their first World Cup Finals game in 28 years.
A moment that many have waited a lifetime for. 🥹🏴❤️
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Reform UK leader Nigel Farage said he’s “the only person” with enough “public rapport and courage” to be prime minister – 15 reactions that see right through his guff thepoke.com/2026/06/13/refor…
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