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21 Oct 2018
This is the stupidest team I’ve ever seen in my life.
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We're a decade into America's dumbest and most unnecessary gameshow, They're Either Stupid or They Think Everyone Else is Stupid and apparently the country is tired by it and ratings are tanking, so now that heehaw from Texas Tech has been tapped in to try and revive the passion
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Ramzy Nasrallah retweeted
May 27
The SEC no longer needs Mercer as a November emotional support cupcake anymore. elevenwarriors.com/college-f…
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May 27
Chickenshit Saturday is dead. Long live Chickenshit Saturday. elevenwarriors.com/college-f…
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May 21
“Bro I swear, the only reason Alabama lost by five touchdowns to Indiana is because they had to play South Carolina in October.”
May 20
To add to @Lane_Kiffin’s point on play counts….top tier Big 10 teams also have less competitive games which allow 2nd & 3rd string guys to get more reps & develop
Huge when depth has disbursed via NIL & portal
Margin of victory in Big 10 games almost full TD difference
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May 10
"The only competitive advantage that should be allowed is the one we had for decades while playing by different rules"
May 8
Nick Saban calls for a salary cap to be implemented across college football 🤔💰
(via The Paul Finebaum Show)
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May 6
Every Ohio-Michigan rivalry borrows emotional infrastructure from The Game. elevenwarriors.com/ohio-stat…
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Apr 27
he knew. He was just early x.com/11W/status/20488019654…
Apr 27
#BOOM Columbus native Davis Seaman, a four-star offensive tackle and two-time state champion in the class of 2027, commits to Ohio State.
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Apr 24
“Perhaps Americans are waking up and actively sharpening their dismal, almost baby-brained media literacy.”
[see the comments to this tweet]
Ah well. Keep jingling those keys
Apr 23
.@KirkHerbstreit: "How would you try to quantify what [Caleb Downs] meant?"
Ryan Day: "I think the first thing that surprised me, when Caleb came to Ohio State was that he was a mess. I don't know what they were doing at Alabama." 😅
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Apr 22
"How did the Buckeyes not win a national title with all of these guys?" 1. They did! 2. What year is it? We've been asking that question for decades. elevenwarriors.com/ohio-stat…
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Apr 22
Wrote about Sgt. Hightower from the Police Academy movies elevenwarriors.com/ohio-stat…
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Rarely do you happen across a piece of deeply moving art on this platform anymore but this is one and you should watch it.
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Apr 15
The Situational returns to preview the 2026 Ohio State spring game, featuring...wait, who are these guys? elevenwarriors.com/ohio-stat…
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