a walking dichotomy who loves music, hockey, & hugs. i work in music & i laugh A LOT. (opinions on here = my own, not employer) also obsessed with the #NYR !

Joined December 2008
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11 Feb 2017
Sometimes you're just silently judging the person who ordered a bagel in a NYC Starbucks only to turn around & realize it was Alec Baldwin.
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THIS HUG IM EMO
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KREIDS DID IT AGAIN WITH REMPE
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23 Mar 2024
Realizing I just spent my Friday night at a yoga class instead of at msg seeing jimmy eat world. Even I don’t recognize the 2024 version of myself. 🤣
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Before in vitro fertilization became a hot-button issue, the procedure gave Ashley & Carlos Rodón peace of mind after multiple miscarriages. Now the #Yankees couple wants to make IVF more accessible to those going through similar struggles. 🆕@NYDNSports nydailynews.com/2024/03/21/c…
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14 Feb 2024
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
14 Feb 2024
10 bucks George Santos tries to walk back into Congress like…
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9 Feb 2024
I know it’s been a week but I don’t think we’ve talked about this enough.
Michael Buble answering a question about his fantasy hockey team that turns into how he took too many mushrooms isn’t the press conference we wanted, it’s the press conference we needed. #NHLAllStar @MichaelBuble
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7 Nov 2023
I started watching Shameless from the beginning, at some point in the summer, and I can’t believe I’ve finally made it to the final season.
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5 Nov 2023
Tell me again how increasing the federal minimum wage will hurt the economy? These numbers 🤮🤮🤮
Company cash spent on private air travel for CEOs thr.cm/eILUicu
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1 Oct 2023
Can someone tell the mosquitos that it’s October now and I’d appreciate it if they’d just leave me alone already 😭
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26 Sep 2023
Apparently I only use this app anymore for blasting companies with terrible customer support… #appculture
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30 Apr 2023
GOD BLESS YOU MIKA #LGR!
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24 Apr 2023
Replying to @Uber_Support
@Uber_Support driver picked up the wrong passenger, and I was charged for a ride I didn’t take. “Contact support” does not have an option for this scenario. I’m without a ride and need my money back. HELP
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24 Apr 2023
@Uber_Support @Uber why do you make it so hard to contact support? Quite literally the worst customer service of any company.
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19 Apr 2023
LGR!!!!!
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Marsha Blackburn has received more than $1.3 million from the NRA. She can only send prayers because anything more would be bad for business.
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Let me see if I have this straight. Elon Musk fires a dude who's owed $100 million if he gets fired. In the process of firing him, Elon revealed and insulted the man's private medical condition, exposing Twitter to a simply massive lawsuit. And people still think he's a genius.
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14 Feb 2023
Ted Lasso is back! With a @frankturner song in the trailer! 🎶 these are a few of my favorite thingsssss 🎶
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30 Jan 2023
🚨🚨🚨 24 HOURS 🚨🚨🚨 "We Must See the Light" ⛓️hildabroom.xyz⛓️ A @Hildabroom7 curated drop powered by @Blockparty 🧵/ of the featured artists follows 👇
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Garden vibes are truly immaculate, no notes
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8 Jan 2023
The Weird Al movie was everything I hoped it to be, and more.
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