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writes "thank u 4 a funky time" in the funeral guestbook
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Have yall ever tasted yall significant others breast milk? Asking for a friend
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woman next to me spent the past half hour screaming “LET’S GO GIRLS.” it worked
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there’s a guy at my gym wearing a gore-lieberman shirt
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8 Jun 2021
Nothing is better than watching a movie at the theater with a large icee and popcorn
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🇪🇹 Marx, Engels, Lenin in Ethiopia, 1970s.
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made a thousand dollars in the arena qualifier with these nerds
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filling out an online study
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the israel parade is supposed to celebrate the fictional israel that exists inside my head
Smotrich was not invited to the Israel Day Parade in New York. He crashed it. He should have stayed away. His extremist views do harm to the US-Israel relationship.
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Bezalel Smotrich participated in the parade as part of the official Israeli Knesset delegation. haaretz.com/us-news/2026-0… jewishnews.co.uk/anger-as-smotr… timesofisrael.com/liveblog_entry…
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caputo’s bakery had it all…olive bread…reasonably priced iced coffee…people calling you “honeybun” in a tristate accent. devastated
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actually can’t think of a worse film to remake, a source material more alchemical
Director Parker Finn with his ‘POSSESSION’ remake stars Margaret Qualley and Callum Turner. (via: @VanityFair | vanityfair.com/hollywood/sto…)
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talked with @summabis about her book the hungering years acaciamag.com/web/poetry-as-…
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The literal Burger Reich
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came across this photo of soviet head of state anastas mikoyan eating a taco
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“Vietnam became unjust but I don't think it was necessarily so” is a perfect specimen of New York Times Thought
Replying to @DouthatNYT
Also useful to think about wars USA has fought in the last century. How many were just? WWII Korea certainly. Gulf War I. WWI was unjust overall but our entry was probably just. Vietnam became unjust but I don't think it was necessarily so. Afghanistan was just at the start.
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 12,1947
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“he retorted, narrowing his eyes” x.com/olivia_reingold/status…
Abdul El-Sayed, who is Muslim, walks a fine line on the Jewish state. On Tuesday night, he told the crowd—as he does often—that his problem is not with Jews. “All of us love and revere Jewish folk, our Jewish neighbors, the faith of Judaism,” he said, hands outstretched. Later that night, in a makeshift spin room assembled by the campaign, he rebuffed my question on whether he believes in Israel’s right to exist as a Jewish state. “What do you mean by ‘Jewish state?’ ” he retorted, narrowing his eyes. “If you can’t answer that question, I’m not going to answer it.” For someone who often waves around his respect for Judaism, he seemed unaware of something elementary: Judaism is not only a religion, but a people with a long-standing connection to Israel that runs through its prayers, traditions, and history.
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