You need only 2 tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't use the tape. ENTJ 🛑 I will not go quietly.

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My dad sent this to me today and it left me in tears❤️‍🔥
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I feel like my taxes are too high. Why aren’t we slashing spending across the board? Also still paying Taliban $40M per week and @LeaderJohnThune still has a job @gop
🚨 HOLY CRAP! Trump Interior Sec. Doug Burgum has found NGOs getting taxpayer dollars who paid their CEOs nearly $500K and the ENTIRE REVENUE MODEL was the government "Then they'd LOBBY US or hire lawyers to SUE US to stop the administration's priorities!" 🤯 Now the funds are being SLASHED! 🔥 Keep DOGEing! @kayleighmcenany @SatAmericaFNC
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New favorite thing. It's amazing for dogs/horse coat! Doggo shiny like a new penny. Smells like cookies 😍
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76 is the new 46 Tell a friend to tell a friend.
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SOME MORE HILLARY CLINTON On a Clinton official state visit to Mexico City, we were finally done with the events and were heading back to DC. Everybody was excited to get home. Our itinerary was to move from the hotel to the airport on Marine One and then onto Air Force One for the flight home. I was with the president and First Lady on Marine One, the lead helicopter in a formation that included staff and press. After we lifted off and were halfway to the airport, Hillary suddenly blurted out, “Turn around! Put this back on the ground! I left my sunglasses in the limo!” The Secret Service guys and I exchanged side glances and rolled eyes. I hopped to, of course. I chatted with the pilots and the Secret Service. It wasn’t safe to turn around.  Marine One was almost to the join-up point with AF One at the airport.  AF-1 was ready to go, and the press plane was as well. These trips were logistical challenges. Back at the hotel landing zone, the Secret Service, the White House Communications Agency, and administration staff were pulling down communications lines, lifting barricades, and driving off in vehicles. The required support for even a helicopter flight was highly involved and extensive, and there was no landing zone security left. The secure launch site no longer existed. At this point, it wasn’t a good idea to turn around. I approached her, “Ma’am, we can’t do that. We can’t safely do that.” Hillary responded, “I need my sunglasses, god****it! We need to go back!” Then one of the onboard Secret Service agents chimed in, “Yes, ma’am, the milaide is correct. That wouldn’t be wise.” I suggested that I radio back, ask the staffers to locate the sunglasses, and ask one of the White House valets to bring them home on their flight. She calmed down and acquiesced, but not without smoldering disdain in her eyes. Security be damned, those were her sunglasses! Bill just shrugged and went back to reading his book. The valets and staffers still at the hotel went to work and located the sunglasses in the Clintons’ hotel room. They were safely returned to Hillary the next day.  I’ve been shot at in combat by guys who wanted to kill me. I think at that moment, she did too. Trips without Hillary were akin to Animal House, a frat party. Trips with her always had a Nazi-like edge. Hard to tell which was worse. I preferred the frat parties. That was Hillary Clinton. And, I have no doubt, it still is.
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Happy Monday morning! This will hit harder than your coffee 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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Replying to @gfaller6 @ExxAlerts
Yep, it's a lot like bulldoggin'. You don't jump on the bull unless you're ready to ride it 'til the bell. The Coast Guard motto is Semper Paratus, Always Prepared. It's the one thing from my training that has stayed with me all my life; each task has a beginning, middle, and end, and you have to prepare for it all.
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CINEMA! One of the greatest walkouts in sports history.

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“We had two solid sources — one south of the border and one inside our own government — independently confirm that Iranian-made surface-to-air missiles had come across the border into the United States. They had the exact location and everything. And although we apprehended the couriers on a second run, to my knowledge we still haven’t recovered those MANPADs.” @samosaur
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Lindsey Graham won't be happy without war. Why in Gods name do y'all keep electing that fool?
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Islam extremist on why they only vote for the left: ”They have no principles, and can be brainwashed"
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I hollered. 🤣🙌🏼 we are so back 🇺🇸❤️
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Hahahahaha Hahahahaha Hahahahaha hahaha hahaha 😆 Thats Michelle Obama playing Robin Williams playing Ms "Doubt" FIRE! ☠️ get it? do y'all see it?! 😁😆🤣😭🥳🤭
Netflix has reached the point where I genuinely can’t tell the difference between a parody and a future announcement.
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The President paid to get the epic flyover UFC photo, and it was well worth whatever it cost. But stop to consider that he got this picture for free.
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Huge meteor in Tennessee tonight...
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Trump literally ungayed the White House. This time two years ago, they had trannies at their White House with their engineered balls on national tv for all to see. God is good.
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Thankful Justin won glad he didn't end him.
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Summary 🙌🙏🇺🇸❤️🤌🏽🤟🏼
New UFC lightweight champion Justin Gaethje dropped a legendary line after his HISTORIC upset over Illia Topuria. Joe Rogan pointed out that he was a 6-1 underdog going into the fight. GAETHJE: “Hey, I’m from America. 250 years ago we were WAY bigger than 6-1 dogs!” “And look at us thriving now!” “To all the current, former, and future military service members, thank you so much.” “Thank you so much to all of the first responders, police officers, firefighters...you guys have no idea how grateful I am...” “And all glory to God. I prayed so much for this opportunity, to do something legendary.” “And I know that was absolutely legendary because I cannot even believe it.”
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Friendly reminder of the last administration for those of you hating on tonight’s UFC fight
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Hope he don't lose his eye.
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