Grifting pseudo influencer
Joined February 2011
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18 Nov 2025
Green Flags in a Man’s Apartment:
1. Expensive candles
2. Nice hand soap
3 Actual toilet paper, not a single-ply situation (recession indicator
4. No clothes on the floor
5. No dishes in the sink
6. Uses face wash (bonus points if it’s not 3-in-1)
7. Owns a hairbrush
8. Plants that are alive
9. Wine glasses that aren’t stolen from a bar
10. Clean sheets (that smell like detergent, not “boy”)
11. More than two things in the fridge -and none of them are expired
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new york is new yorking at unprecedented levels right now
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The 2026 version is texting your situationship “why won’t you commit” with 3 mins on the clock in the last quarter
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EVERYONE IN NYC IS SINGING EMPIRE STATE OF MIND
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Why does every man think he could’ve gone pro? Maybe you didn’t go pro bc you’re not that athletic
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Me: “when is the game over”
Him: “it’s the second quarter”
Me: “how many quarters are there?”
Him: “really?”
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Imagine paying $400 to be stuck on a boat with the most insufferable people you’ve ever met
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If DraftKings marketing were smart they would do a Bet on It campaign with Troy Bolton.
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Girls googling whether to caption their photo “Knicks in 4” or “Knicks in 5” bc they just learned about basketball
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If a man is not actively making your life better, he is making it worse by default
Cut the loose ends
You will thrive without a weight pulling you down
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Men are like children, they should be disciplined as such.
- Give him a time out
- No dessert
- Early bedtime
- Screen time but no playtime
- Chores
But the best way to get through to a child? Spank them
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You need to be delusionmaxxxing
Play by everyone else’s rules, get everyone else’s results
Show me one person who got insanely rich doing things in a linear fashion
Take a risk
Live a non-linear life
That’s the whole point.
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Women need to be babytrappmaxxxxing
Pre marital sex has consequences
One of them is that she gets to decide what happens next.
Secure your asset.
Retain the leverage.
Control the supply chain.
She’s the captain now.
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