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13 Jul 2023
Potential fall internship fell through for Carl.
If anyone could use a smart 3rd year U Waterloo engineering student from Sept-Dec let me know. Java/PHP/C /C#/Python/js/React/Swift/Ruby/Rails/electronics.
EU/US/Canada citizen so no work visa needed there and he will go anywhere
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29 Apr 2023
Swapping batteries in my office thermostat made me sad.
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26 Apr 2023
If you are a heavy user of php-memcached, I have added zstd compression to it. Check the PR and try it out please. Remember to use ./configure --with-zstd to enable it.
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24 Mar 2023
Out for lunch and overhearing a heated argument about the LIMIT clause in various databases at the next table. It is taking all of my self-control to not say anything.
Only in Silicon Valley!
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24 Mar 2023
I am so used to hearing PHP gripes that I easily tune those out, but I think this was the first time for LIMIT.
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20 Mar 2023
It is apparently hard for an AI to grasp how a unicycle works. #midjourneyv5
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15 Mar 2023
People outside of Silicon Valley always think we live in this high tech paradise here.
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14 Mar 2023
Carl is looking for a fall (sept-dec) software/hardware co-op job in Europe or N.America. He's a strong programmer in many languages electronics and if he doesn't know it, he will pick it up. Fluent in English & French and EU/US/CA citizen. Ping me for his resume and contact info
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Rasmus Lerdorf retweeted
30 Jan 2023
For those asking: outdoors under an open-air tent.
29 Jan 2023
Wonderful to see our amazing @ucsf medicine residents let their collective hair down at our post-holiday party @SPARKsocialSF. (They even got me dancing!)
Congratulations — you’re more than half way through the year! @UCSFDOM @UCSFIMChiefs @rebeccabermanmd
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8 Dec 2022
PHP 8.2 is out!
php.net/releases/8.2
Now the real work begins for the 8.2 release managers @adoyy, @s_panteleev and @ramsey. Be nice to them, please.
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7 Dec 2022
First in-person talk tonight since Nov.2019 in Barcelona. Looking forward to it.
linkedin.com/events/modernph…
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7 Dec 2022
I don't blame people for getting confused. That was unclear. My last in-person talk was in Barcelona. The one tonight is in Mexico City. Sorry for the confusion.
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23 Nov 2022
Looking forward to my first in-person talk since Barcelona in November 2019
23 Nov 2022
What’s modern #PHP look like, particularly w/ PHP 8 & 8.2? How does @Etsy use PHP at scale? And what’s kept PHP Creator @rasmus engaged over his 35 year tech career? Join us to find out on Dec 7th at 7pm CT! etsy.me/3At9tbe
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Oh did we mention you can now search on Etsy by taking a photo? 🫢 Brb about to try it 🏃♀️ etsy.me/3fy1kuX
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15 Oct 2022
Both Linux and FreeBSD (TrueNAS 13) detected my Intel X520 10G cards. And on Linux the DAC link came up immediately. Not sure why it isn't coming up on FreeBSD. Also the Zyxel XGS1210-12 switch doesn't let me change the MTU to 9000. No jumbo frames for me.
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15 Oct 2022
Oops, attached the FreeBSD image twice. Here is the Linux output.
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16 Oct 2022
Magically after yet another reboot the link came up. I built this NAS box in 2013 (see toys.lerdorf.com/building-a-…) but it feels like brand new now. I am getting 9.40 Gbits/sec to it! (the .2 ip there is the 1G nic)
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14 Oct 2022
The 10G conversion of my home LAN has begun. A Zyxel XGS-1210-12, some X520s for the servers and desktops and Twinax SFP DAC cables.
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16 Aug 2022
Watching FCK vs. Trabzonspor on TV. Hot evening, open windows, crowd roars from nearby Parken predicted both goals so far long before the TV broadcast caught up. Spoilers!
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