completely sane and normal

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welcome
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perfect food for 94 degree weather
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us high speed rail map i've been theorycrafting
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ruining some random guys day because i ate eggs at work. this app is awesome
Jun 10
bro i hate it here
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winning this and then inviting someone i hate to come with me
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bro i hate it here
Jun 9
every office has to have "that guy" and if you think yours doesn't then you're him
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the concept of a bald male being attractive
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Jun 9
every office has to have "that guy" and if you think yours doesn't then you're him
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it's too hot to let him lay on me in the summer so this is what he does instead
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Caleb’s audition song…
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17 Feb 2009
if i just dound out i only had 3 months to live i would take a walk
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7 Apr 2012
If it was the end of the world I would only listen to bjork.
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they're asking the important questions on facebook
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I might’ve over counted
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Jun 3
found out that my picture has transcended the language barrier and of course the germans completely ruined the joke
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they don't put nearly as many strawberries in this shit as they used to
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Jun 3
made pad see ew but they were out of gai lan so i had to use yu choy. please don't be mad at me
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highest grossing movie on a day where it rained a little bit in the morning but cleared up by noon
BACKROOMS overperformed again yesterday and posted the highest-grossing Monday of ALL TIME for an R-rated horror film in June ($7.6M). Source: deadline.com/2026/06/box-off…
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Jun 2
not sure if it's good or bad that someone is using my tweet to make their 8 almost identical catfish accounts look real
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