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How to attack the penalty box when the ball goes into touch at the halfway line. It’s quite brilliant. Watch every little move. 🤣#BRECRY #cpfc #CrystalPalaceFC #BrentfordFC #BREvCRY

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This Sky / BBC scrummage is a British embarrassment. Why is this rabble even allowed inside Downing Street?
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Is this #bbcqt or is it The Piers Morgan show?
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Interviewers on @BBCBreakfast complain that @Nigel_Farage is only talking about national issues in Reform’s local election campaign, then proceed to ask him questions mostly about national issues. 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Hilarious that @GBNEWS has the King’s ex-gardener to give his “expert” reaction to the King not giving an Easter message! His bloody ex-gardener!! 🤣🤣
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Not for the first time, #bbclaurak does not invite her pundits to comment on her interview with @ZiaYusufUK. Curious, isn’t it?!
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Caroline Lucas has been a leading light in the Green movement for many years. So why does she need to read from her notes so much when asked how we move away from reliance on oil & gas?
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Tyrick Mitchell has been quietly very competent tonight. #cpfc #Palace #ALACRY
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How the hell is Kamada on the pitch while Piño is on the bench?🤷🏼‍♂️ #cpfc #ALACRY #Palace
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Every time …. Palace back-three on the halfway line don’t think of a quick move forward, but decide it’s better to tap the ball back and forth across the line. Dreadful performance against ten very average men. Not one shot on target. 🤷🏼‍♂️ #cpfc #CRYLEE
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Someone needs to have a serious talk with Canvot. Palace are playing like a junior boys’ team, and he’s celebrating a red card as if he’s just been asked out by Taylor Swift. #cpfc #CRYLEE #Palace
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Badenoch failing dreadfully to distract from her “join the war” u-turn by persisting in misguided questions about the government increasing petrol prices. She’s really poor at #PMQs
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Dear Scotland. Thank you so much. Yours sincerely A Welshman 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🙏 #SCOvENG
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Very enjoyable game, but … Feel really sorry for Italy. Feel sorry for the Irish players who might have liked some support from the stands. Feel sorry for ITV viewers who endured dreadful presentation, missing some crucial moments - including the end of the game! 🤷🏼‍♂️#IREvITA
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Watching the odious Kevin Hollinrake @kevinhollinrake on @SkyNews preaching ethics. The man who claimed expenses of £2,925 a month to pay his own rent, despite renting out five residential properties of his own. Never trust a Tory, even in opposition. #starmer #epstein #Labour
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Wales have their best moment as Zammo goes on the run he’s so famous for, then we kick the ball straight to England. That’s Wales captured in a moment, and that’s why much of this farce is down to the Coach. #ENGvWAL
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The referee is incompetent. That’s not an excuse because Wales are terrible, but this is not a contest and he bears at least some of the blame. #ENGvWAL
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National anthems do not need soprano soloists or bands. It’s a mess. The timing is always out. Today even the soloist wasn’t in time with the band! Just leave it all to the crowd. #ENGvWAL #ENGWAL #6Nations
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Might be understandable why a biased French TV producer won’t show that forward pass, but the Touch-Judge was perfectly in line and about a metre away. What’s his excuse? #FRAvIRE
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Surely Parish knew that Mateta wouldn’t pass a medical? The medics say he needs surgery. So he won’t be any use to Palace anyhow! #cpfc #palace #DeadlineDay
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