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rbits @rbits
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May 25
Messi comes out injured two weeks before the World Cup. What. The. Fuck.
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Apr 29
Every entity that is the recipient of revenue it has not earned is either currently corrupt or will be corrupted in the future. Every one of them.
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Apr 13
To all Catholics out there: look at the pope, then look at Jesus. Look at the pope again, then look at Jesus. Do you not see the problem?
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Apr 7
Social media is such a whacky place. Two days ago thousands were claiming the apocalypse would happen on Easter and that Trump was dead. Now it's Monday, Trump is alive and so are we. Why aren't there thousands of "I was wrong" posts? Did you people just fucking evaporate?
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Jan 24
One second left in the round, the guy is up on his feet and you call the fight? WTF is that? #ufc324
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28 Dec 2025
Bad people will always win because good people are good.
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22 Nov 2025
Prime Messi improvising a dribble at full flight is the pinnacle of football.
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10 Sep 2025
There is no hope for humanity.
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23 Aug 2025
#DCvMIA Early impressions for Miami: More energy, less quality.
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17 Aug 2025
#UFC319 Am I the only one who wants to see a rematch after du Plessis goes back to camp and works on the wrestling lessons learned from this fight? The dude got out of THREE crucifixes.
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23 Jul 2024
Has anyone ever been charged with perjury or contempt of congress? I can't think of a single example in which I've watched a congressional testimony that did not include overt lying or blatant refusal to answer a yes or no question with 'yes' or 'no'.
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13 Mar 2024
Spring forward. The end. Thanks.
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23 Dec 2023
"Experts say" means you're an idiot.
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22 Nov 2023
Posit: Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader is the greatest character arc in the history of cinema.
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@rbits
14 Oct 2023
KSI holds on EVERY FUCKING EXCHANGE.
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20 Aug 2023
Zhang Weili is a beast. #UFC292
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24 Dec 2022
As the Messi/Ronaldo era comes to an end, I wonder if we’ll ever see anything like this again. Surely it had never happened before, to see two of the greatest players of a generation play simultaneously in the same generation with such longevity. #messi #ronaldo #era @mvsrapp
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@rbits
10 Dec 2022
Neither Ronaldo nor Messi need a World Cup to cement anything. Both of their careers have been off the charts.
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@rbits
26 Nov 2022
Now THAT is a Man of the Match performance. #ARG #Messi𓃵
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@rbits
13 Nov 2022
Throwback to 1992 when @MagnusCarlsen played Eddie's schizophrenic brother on Baywatch. @GothamChess @chesscom @GMHikaru Make it known!
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