Girl Dad. Chiefs fan. H̶i̶g̶h̶-̶h̶a̶n̶d̶i̶c̶a̶p̶p̶e̶r̶ Mid-handicapper.
Joined February 2009
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Until @WillZalatoris actually said his name, I totally thought he was Happy’s original caddie. #HappyGilmore
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What’s understood doesn’t need to be explained. Respectfully, The Big Fundamental had to come off the list.
28 Jun 2025
None of them can guard me. How bout that???
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Scottie Scheffler is the @PatrickMahomes of the @PGATOUR. The man is on a historic run.
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But there are legitimate questions about the “seemingly” ease that he is coasting to some of these wins. Having @JonRahmOfficial or @brysondech breathing down your neck is different than the guys who were in contention today.
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Wellness check for the great @minakimes. Her @Seahawks are in a tailspin.
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Damn. @KDTrey5 had that Serbian coach crashing out after that first game in the Olympics. #CourtofGold
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Rob Dyer retweeted
26 Jan 2025
I get why the anonymous account are feeding this: They get paid off of engagement & that’s their hustle.
But for @AdamSchefter, who makes *9M a year*, feed into this on arguably the single best day of football of the year, just to satisfy the algorithm, is a disservice to fans.
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Rob Dyer retweeted
26 Jan 2025
If folks want to see all 7, here they are courtesy of @ChasingSnyder.
Truly unreal folks are doing this today.
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I never want to hear another person say that Kelce is not the GOAT. Argue with your mom.
Two 🐐's borrowing from each other's bag.
Belichick once used Travis Kelce's tape to get Gronk to improve his break-tackle ability. 👀
@insidethenfl tonight 9/8c on The CW
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19 Jan 2025
"I don't think the Houston Texans understand how to win a football game like this."
@TedyBruschi says there's a "big difference in class" between the Chiefs and the Texans 😬
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Spags been teeing up the @JustinqReid blitz all game. Perfect timing. Perfect execution. #ChiefsTexans
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15 Nov 2024
BREAKING: JuJu Watkins has now surpassed Caitlin Clark as the fastest Power 4 player to reach 1,000 career points! ✨
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