he/himbo // i like to walk around a lot // described as "an IPA guy, but for music" // transit planner & local bike guy

Joined January 2020
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important reason to ride your bike to work
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today is a lot like the superbowl for the guy who always raised his hand in your high school government/civics class
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(that guy was me, unfortunately)
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girl taking a breakup call while riding a blue divvy in the Damen bike lane at Milwaukee Ave. Frankly have to admire that level of perseverance
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in rush hour too, no less
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(noticing a marked decrease in my mood as we grow closer and closer to the winter solstice) Mods! Mods! Mods
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i have to admit it's been a long while since i was the main character of the day on this website but i always forget just how much it makes you want to get hit by a car
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at karaoke night doing my best kk slider impression
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we had a kid trick or treating last night that came up speaking french "bonjour" "merci" and i said "bonne journee" to him after i gave him his candy and he looked at me like i had shot a gun and kept his eyes glued on me as he walked the rest of the way down the block
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then after that laina came up to me very seriously to inform me that she "doesn't trust any kid that speaks french"
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lmfao we also had a kid wearing just like. an inflatable purple suit? who didn't even ask for candy but just t-posed in front of our front window
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ordering doordash without extenuating circumstances is a moral failing imo lol
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unless you're sick or got off of a 12 hour workday why are you doing that shit. drive-thru fast food was literally invented to be easy and lazy and somehow that's still too much
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Æthelred the UnPreddy retweeted
Y'ALL MY MOM DECIDED TO SEND ME TO A MENTAL HOSPITAL JUST BECAUSE I ASKED HER FOR A FUCKING PEPSI ?!?!
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whenever i go to bed at night, if i'm on my phone, our cat walks up and swats it away until i put it down and cuddle her to sleep. it's done wonders for my screen time, i'll admit
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she said please stop... for me...
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my new years resolution is to play and finish my unplayed games in order of disc size and finally uninstall that bullshit
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i've got this dumbass 2,139 day streak on duolingo and i'm really debating quitting the app finally. they've deliberately made it so bad since i started in order to try to force you to spend money
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they added this stupid "hearts" things some years ago to punish you for making mistakes, so you'd spend money for the ability to make errors; i refuse to spend money on it. now they've removed my ability to practice to get hearts for free (with ads) lol
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i would rather pay my real money to a real language school to give me real lessons than ever fork over cash to a shitty, grubby little startup cosplaying as "educational software," which duolingo is patently not
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