you don't always get the dream house, but you get awfully close, you know?
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Jun 12
Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive
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Jun 11
it held me at gunpoint whilst breaking into my car and now demands we drive to the nearest bank.
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‘name 3 knicks players’ jalen brunson, zohran mamdani and spider-man
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we’re gonna need a bigger mouth
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Jun 1
i can't believe euphoria ended in 2022... #damn that's crazy
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first euphoria sunday in FOUR years omg i've missed this trainwreck
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May 13
People have no idea that all of this is available on archive dot org for free, like every other old children’s show which isn’t a funnel for developing a gambling addiction. You can just watch all of these 90s Beatrix Potter adaptations right here: archive.org/details/world-of…
To whoever told me there were full episodes of little bear on YouTube, thank you. My 3yo loves it and it’s great for a wholesome wind-down
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lex ❤️🔥 retweeted
Apr 30
FINALLY KILLED MY STUPID GREY KITCHEN YUUUUUH!!!
Apr 22
today I get to kill my stupid grey chud kitchen and make it PINK!! 💪💪
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Apr 28
I could never be a Diver bro id be petting all that fishes 🤦 🤲🐟
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