you don't always get the dream house, but you get awfully close, you know?

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she’s just like me fr

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this insane shot
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you will be remembered as a hero #projecthailmary
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Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive
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it held me at gunpoint whilst breaking into my car and now demands we drive to the nearest bank.
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‘name 3 knicks players’ jalen brunson, zohran mamdani and spider-man
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24 Jun 2022
To the women in this country….I’m Sorry
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7 Aug 2011
I wish i was was with #oomf right now
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concrete jungle wet dream tomato
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RT @spursremix: if he dies just keep playing @spurs @nyknicks
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we’re gonna need a bigger mouth
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May 31
the mockingjay
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i can't believe euphoria ended in 2022... #damn that's crazy
first euphoria sunday in FOUR years omg i've missed this trainwreck
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May 23
taps the sign
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I lowkey just endure and endure and endure and endure and well you get it
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People have no idea that all of this is available on archive dot org for free, like every other old children’s show which isn’t a funnel for developing a gambling addiction. You can just watch all of these 90s Beatrix Potter adaptations right here: archive.org/details/world-of…
To whoever told me there were full episodes of little bear on YouTube, thank you. My 3yo loves it and it’s great for a wholesome wind-down
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any. new bags yo’ure working on @Ziploc
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FINALLY KILLED MY STUPID GREY KITCHEN YUUUUUH!!!
today I get to kill my stupid grey chud kitchen and make it PINK!! 💪💪
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I could never be a Diver bro id be petting all that fishes 🤦 🤲🐟
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