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21 Apr 2025
Girls, when you get period symptoms what starts hurting first?
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As a man, why are your pants a size 32 lmao
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Get you a man who looks at you the way tom looks at zendaya
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A woman is ticketed for wearing a bikini, 1957
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Got matched with the guy in front of me he didn’t realize I could see the board from his side 😭
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In terms of influence and dance moves Taylor Swift is objectively better than Michael Jackson
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This tattoo had me confused for a whole 5 minutes 😭
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Sydney Sweeney is this generations Marilyn Monroe.
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Normalize taking naps at work
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I hate this era we’re in, you show some personality & people will say you should be an influencer 🫠
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I HATE cooking 🙃🙄
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controversial but I’d much rather work a 7-3 than a 9-5
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nobody: clocks at 6:50pm:
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We literally just planned this 30 minutes ago ✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️
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Y’all remember we use to jump out of swings mid air?? Tf was we thinking😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Scientists create Liquid Trees; a tank full of water and micro-algae that could be an alternative to trees in urban areas.
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This is ONE meal! Catfish and spaghetti indeed go together!
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WE CAN DISAGREE AND STILL BE FRIENDS
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Homeless man just called me a “bitch” so I showed him my house keys
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The time jump from 2019 to 2026 feels unnatural
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Document your life.
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