Lemon does not enhance seafood.
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20 Jan 2025
This is just for you as you trawl through my history.
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Apr 29
Please take a moment to think of the Muslim communities who must be properly shitting themselves now at this difficult time.
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Apr 29
Greggs Wednesday.
🎶 Never have brown... when egg's in town🎶
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Apr 28
Had a man ask me to bend over and touch my toes last night.
I was a tad taken aback by his request, but after the hour's manipulation, I was able to comply with his request.
Twitter's bendiest man.
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Apr 27
He's lowering the low value shoplifting limit to £150, isn't he?
Starmer to call time on shoplifting ‘free-for-all’ as government pledges to make assaults on retail workers a criminal offence lbc.co.uk/article/starmer-sh…
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Apr 26
Great little discovery to round off a productive day in the garden.
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Apr 26
Does anyone know if the Premier League are paying out European places down to 14th place? Just so Leeds knows whether or not to keep pushing.
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Apr 26
Getting nettled always has been, and always will be, a bastard.
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Apr 26
After watching The Peaky Blinders film last night: series 5 and 6 shall remain decidedly unwatched.
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Apr 26
Not much diversity at the front of these marathons. I really think we should be able to start the white athletes at 15 miles... for the sake of said diversity.
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Apr 26
Happy Lesbian Day of Visibility to my mates @helen_spirit1 and @pinasandpies.
Massive lezzers.
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Apr 25
Wiring the fence and training a rose. Glass of wine in hand.
No complaints here.
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Apr 25
Looking through a menu for later, this reminded me of the company in America that launched a 1/3 lb burger to rival McDonald's 1/4 lb offering, and it failed because, as 3 is less than 4, Americans thought it was smaller.
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Apr 24
Just the one winner.
Chip buttie, sausage, mushrooms, onions, gravy and red.
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Apr 23
"It was touching the lipstick".
Not a thing I thought I'd ever hear on the darts.
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Apr 23
60% of young people aged 13-26 aspire to be online content creators.
We're fucked.
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Apr 23
Honorary doctorates aside. Kevin has selective principles.
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