don’t dilly dally • 27 • mimikyu and pachirisu fan • they/them • straight edge • silly bugger
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ig reels is a fucking goldmine holy shit
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"squirt is pee" ok i made her cum so hard she peed thats talent
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The granny from Hoodwinked would crowd kill without prejudice
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Destiny 2, AC: Black Flag, Stardew Valley
GAMERS ONLY: What game do you always come back to no matter how many new ones you try?
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WHY NOT IN NEW YORK??? YOU KNOW, WHERE TMNT IS FUCKING BASED???????
The world's first official Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles pizzeria with staff dressed as ninjas is opening in California
The restaurant is currently holding trial runs ahead of its June 20 grand opening
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Just saw a clip of Architects at Download and holy FUCK Sam really does sound fucking awful lmaoooo
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x-booted handboy retweeted
Im sick of this Banana Guy shit. There are ppl who have been raped by members of bands who dont get this much support. But one clout chasing white guy gets his feefees hurt and the whole world has to stop. Yall are so disgustingly performative and selective. Fuck. You.
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27????? TWENTY SEVEN??
Hate really fucking ages you. 27 going on 40
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27-year-old Callum Darch has been jailed for two and a half years. He was also filmed throwing a wheelie bin at police.
He has 10 previous convictions for 24 offences, including a 14-month prison sentence for dangerous driving, driving while disqualified, and drink-driving.
He was also jailed for two years for a hit-and-run involving a 61-year-old grandmother, who suffered broken legs and ankle injuries. Despite hearing the victim scream, he sped away, collided with two parked cars, and took coke before they arrested him at his girlfriend's house.
Other convictions include theft and criminal damage.
He was caught on two different streams from auditors.
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How about leaving VAs out of it. Parasocial sicko
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Why are clothes sizings so fucked?
Tell me why I got a nice shirt from Primark that’s only a large and fits me perfectly, but I also have a 2xl top from primark that’s somehow tight on me when other 2xls from other shops are usually a bit baggier
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Even buttoned up, the shirt is still kinda baggy and it’s a LARGE???
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Every food chain nowadays is just burgers or chicken. Nothing else. Chicken. Burgers. Chicken burgers.
Where is the variety???
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Whoever thought that smooth tiles is the perfect walking surface in a country where it rains most the time is a psychotic mfer. I’m constantly slipping and sliding as soon as it slightly rains due to it
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That Fable gameplay video made me even more excited for it February can’t come sooner
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‘Reasonable number’
That would be 0 you absolute fucking dickhead
Since *1900*??? I mean that seems like a reasonable number over ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY SIX YEARS
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