I am the reference guy. Posting references, opinions, and whatever else I feel like.
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Intern at my office is wearing diamond (probably fake) stud earrings at the office. This isn’t DJs on a weekend. HOLY #NUKE
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At a weird point in my life where I’m the same age as people playing professional sports. I sit in a cubicle all day then sit on my couch like a fat ass watching them win championships.
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May 28
If I’m a dispensary I’m targeting my advertising towards this new hacky sack craze
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May 23
Weddings held at golf clubs has to be the biggest tease. All I can think about is playing this beautiful country club…instead I’m trapped in a suit at a wedding reception. I’m a peacock captain YOU GOTTA LET ME FLY
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When did running become cool? Everyone and their mother is running marathons and half marathons. I’ll stick to the family 5K Turkey Trot
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Apr 28
Can someone explain the deal with this new (probably SEC) dude everyone is talking about?
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Apr 28
Found out on of my coworkers used to host a strictly Steely Dan radio show. #Didwejustbecomebestfriends
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Apr 24
At what age do you stop playing beer dye? I graduated almost a year ago and haven’t played since senior week. Missing the game… I think I hung up em up too soon
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Apr 22
Love that the NHL gives a penalty for flopping (Embellishment) more sports should adopt that
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Apr 20
Little disappointed there’s only 4 episodes of Full Swing season 4.
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Apr 17
Hats off to Newark Airport and the updated terminals A and C. I feel bad for the people that’s get forced into terminal B that place is a shit hole.
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Jay Baruchel retweeted
Apr 16
My buddy just put his ball marker down on his seat so nobody would take it. #EXPAND
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