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regularkarate @regularkarate

Shock Jock with a heart of gold

Joined June 2008
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Christ. These kids that get mad at sex in movies always complain about it not being “necessary for the story.” You are confusing story for plot. If you only watch movies for the plot, just read the Wikipedia page.
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It took me having a baby to truly understand what an asshole fireworks are.
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They say Dance like no one’s watching, but I think you should dance like your baby is watching. That’s when you really go for it.
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The films that have been dropped from #SightAndSoundPoll. A real shame.
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Halloween Ends is better than most Halloween sequels (that’s not saying a lot) and I love that people are risking the tirades of bitter Mask-y Knife-man fanatics to come to its defense, but PLEASE, friends… we have got to stop calling movies “flicks”.
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How do I monetize the only thing I’m even kind of good at? So far, yelling out the title of the movie during trailers has resulted in not one audience member giving me money.
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(Dial-up modem sounds)
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Thor? Nope, Minions
Above: Frank’s vision board from Michael Mann’s Thief. Below: Barry’s vision board from tonight’s episode. Featured in both: Willie Nelson’s character from Thief, Okla, who happens to be my cat’s namesake. Goodnight.
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One of my favorite things about @ChrissySh winning an Emmy last night is that today I got to see what kind of T.V.s all our friends have.
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Why didn’t anyone tell me that the best part of the entire Twilight series is when Rami Malek shows up in the end credits of the last movie?
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I would like to take this opportunity to congratulate myself for having an Emmy nominated friend! (I think she was actually nominated for being an amazing writer, but I like to think it was for being a good friend)
Chrissy Shackelford @ChrissySh
13 Jul 2021
I'm actually too emotionally overwhelmed to *make a little joke* about this. To be nominated for an Emmy with the best writers in the biz for a show I absolutely love working on is too much. I feel so lucky. emmys.com/awards/nominees-wi…
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So during the Super Bowl, Martin Scorcese is going to be in a commercial for Coke Energy? His whole early career was an ad for Coke Energy.
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Master Pancake @MasterPancake
15 Nov 2019
FIRST BLOOD, LAST NIGHT. Tonight (Fri) we roast the blood that started it all. 6:45 and 9:35 at The Ritz. Final chance to catch this delicious riff: drafthouse.com/austin/show/m…
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regularkarate retweeted
Master Pancake @MasterPancake
14 Nov 2019
ALMOST GONE: don't miss our roast of RAMBO: FIRST BLOOD on FRI at @drafthouse Ritz: drafthouse.com/austin/show/m…
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The worst Wick is still a Wick worth watching
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And winner of “Best Acting in a ‘pretending not to hate being here’ situation” goes to: no one at this red carpet.
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regularkarate retweeted
Chrissy Shackelford @ChrissySh
7 Feb 2019
I heard Gwyneth Paltrow’s #Goop show on Netflix is going to be a late night comedy show called Goop Night with Gwyneth and I got a hold of their writer submissions! bit.ly/GoopPacket

Goop Packet - Chrissy Shackelford.pdf

drive.google.com
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It's that time again! Austin Sketch Fest announces headliners. Get Excited!
Austin Sketch Fest @ATXSketchFest
24 Jan 2019
‼️HEADLINER ALERT‼️ Joining us for our 10th Annual Austin Sketch Fest are Ego Nwodim (SNL) AND Amber Ruffin (Late Night with Seth Meyers)! Head to atxsketchfest.com for details and keep up with us on social media for lineup updates, tickets and more!
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