Just spoke to a guy who got laid off from his job Can’t find any work “Companies aren’t hiring because of AI” He has 3 months of savings left before he has to sell his house and move his family in with his parents I asked why he hasn’t been following the news “SpaceX just created 4,000 new millionaires today alone. This is an age of unprecedented wealth creation. You can’t possibly be struggling.” He started crying, probably from realizing that he simply needs to start his own company to become rich Good luck, sir!

Claude has Zelensky doing ads now

We’ve already trained tens of laid off engineers to become janitors in our AI data centers This is going to be the biggest job program in history

Spoke to a farmer in rural Iowa The 200 acre farm next to his was sold and is being turned into a data center It will take up all the water in the area and make his farm untenable What a great opportunity, I told him Now he can get out of doing manual labor and sell his farm to a developer to create housing for the 7 new jobs created by the data center Maybe he can finally afford to move into the city and get a cool apartment Love helping people improve their lives

It’s crazy to think that kids going into high school today will never have meaningful careers and will therefore never be able to afford having children and probably won’t even have serious relationships Society as we know it will soon cease to exist Which is why our AI company just released a cool new “fun” mode that distracts from the emptiness you feel from your impending doom! Try it today!

Heard rumors that some companies are thinking of cutting back on AI to hire humans instead I’m not buying that Humans are just too inefficient and demand “vacation time” and other perks Never heard of an AI agent who needs employer sponsored healthcare for his 6 gross kids Bullish on AI

Just spoke to a farm owner in rural Kansas He manages a 1,500 acre wheat farm that’s been in his family for 12 generations But a data center is being built on the edge of his property His water supply is already being “polluted” and it’s ruining his harvest This is an amazing opportunity, I told him “Now you don’t have to work in the boiling hot sun all day! Finally, you can work inside in the comfort of your own home. I hear Meta is hiring remote AI content checkers for up to $2,100 a month. More than enough money to survive in a depressed shit hope area like this!” He began to cry- no doubt from the joy of realizing he finally broke the generational curse of manual labor

It wasn’t an accident AI will only allow you to spend what it knows you should spend AI knows all AI is your new God

Met with a 3rd grade teacher Asked how she’s using AI She told me that she uses it to make funny pictures for her class as a reward for finishing their math quizzes I scoffed She isn’t teaching them to vibe code b2b SaaS? Sadly, these kids will be dead broke and will never escape the permanent underclass

Good idea Sam, let the humans have a false sense of security for just a little bit longer before we finally take all their jobs

Homes occupied by people create ZERO JOBS Meanwhile, data centers create dozens of jobs ABOSH PROPERTY TAXES DOR DATA CENTERS It’s the right thing to do

Spoke to a father of young kids He was laid off from his software engineer job because of AI and can’t find a new one He’s panicking Asked how old his kids are 5 and 3 Don’t worry, I told him His 5 year old is probably learning AI tools now and will soon make $10k a month in passive income to support the family Gen Alpha is the first AI-native generation and will do amazing things

Just spoke to a homeowner in rural Nebraska She said a data center will disrupt her family dairy farm that’s been in her family for 9 generations Then I showed her exactly how quickly she’d be able to render an image of a cow with the data center so close to her She started crying (tears of joy from the beauty of the image, no doubt) We went ahead with construction of the data center and heavily polluted her water supply

Imagine the thrill of cutting off a single mother from intelligence because she’s 2 hours late on paying her bill

Just spoke to a struggling working class family Their energy bill went up from $75 to $189 a month Because of a data center in their area Not bad! Now they can easily use AI to make an extra $300 a month as a side hustle More than offsets their tiny losses from the increased electric bill This is the definition of a win/win

Spoke at a college graduation Mentioned that my company recently implemented a hiring freeze to invest more into AI Many students booed That’s when I realized the only ones booing were just jealous that they weren’t running a $100 million ARR business that will change the world I don’t need the haters

If God didn’t want us to build huge data centers, then why did he leave us all these huge natural lakes with the perfect amount of water to cool off hot servers? Checkmate, AI haters

Guarantee that lol these kids booing graduation speakers for mentioning AI have never made $100k a month in passive income using AI Don’t hate until you’ve learned the tools yourself

Spoke at a college graduation Mentioned that AI is already taking 90% of entry level jobs I was booed heavily But then I informed everyone in the room that I spoked with the administration and learned that only 8% of them have secured full time jobs and my net worth is higher than all 2,000 graduates combined Looks like I got the last laugh