Joined February 2022
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14 Jun 2023
Got the greatest compliment a client could ever receive today
"At least your not creepy"
Thats all i ever aspired to be
I could die a happy man now i achieved greatness
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In dire need of a pedicure....
Why am I not capable of going alone? So used to having my companion i guess...
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i eat pussy while kicking my feet in the air
In case you didn't know...
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If only I could go through life with half the confidence of these fully face-out and name clients....
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Everytime you jerk off, you are getting a hand job from a dude
#happypridemonth
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i’m tired of people asking me if i’m introvert or extrovert
bitch i’m pervert
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May 31
i have been officially diagnosed with ADHD.
a damn hard dick.
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May 26
"You're too pretty to be single"
Im fucked in the head, not in the face...
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May 18
I read that having sex burns as many calories as running 5 miles
Who runs 5 miles in 1 minute, 45 seconds?
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May 17
They say you can return to having sex after a heart attack if you can do 2 flights of stairs without any issues
I need to shoot for at least 4 because I like mine to be a bit feisty...
After a near death experience, I find myself really thinking I need to step up my kink game
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Apr 27
Random fact for the day
For some reason my brain tells me that walk-in meets at the spa would really be different if we were Argentine Ducks
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Apr 25
Does spring fever still hit when we are in the 42nd winter?
I am ravenous today...
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Apr 19
Doing some spring cleaning and came across a couple sets of lingerie I ordered last year for gals that just never happened
Kinda sad about it, but now I think I should put them on myself and send em pics to show em what they missed out on
Maybe I should just post them here..
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Apr 13
Who do I know that is 32DD/S?
Have had this set for way too long and I dont think this one lady is interested anymore
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